a short,far,bald,smelly,toothless,bitchy, jealous female 18-80 that can make me feel so special inside that i cant wait to get done work and rush home to feel her in my arms! DO U FIT THE DESCRIPTION? i used to have standards but i just dont give a FUC]{ now.some 1 that bites and scratches me during sex will do. bite me scratch me make me bleed!!!!!!!!