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**chell**

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About Me

I'm pissed that some of the movies I used to have on my profile no longer work because YouTube or "the user" has removed them. If they aren't working for you, click the movie itself, away from the PLAY arrow, twice, and it will take you to the bigger version at YouTube. I'm gonna have to look for more stuff to keep my profile entertaining!
How Evil Are You?
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
A word about my page named "blogsrgay". Not trying to be mean to gay people.... I have kids and they are at that stage now where everything is gay. "Those jeans are gay", "That show is gay", "So-n-so is so gay", whatever. And I've always said "who could sit there and give their personal journal to the world?" You know, those "gay" people that come on a blog and bitch about how their day went at school, EVERY DAY... or how bad their job is EVERY DAY.... or how much their parents suck EVERY DAY... GAWD.
Mine's NOT like that.
Mine has just random rants and blurbs (to use a MYSPACE term) and bitchings and, hell, whatever the hell I want, because IT'S MY BLOG.
SOOOO.... I suggest you subscribe to it, so not to miss one single rant, blurb or bitching, because, at times, I have a LOT to say.
What kind of underground rocker girl are you?
Gothic
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What Sailor Scout Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right.
Well, that's cool... she's Michiru, and that's Michelle in Japanese. Me and she, we're buds :-D
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!
If I was a serial killer i would be Jeffrey Dahmer.

The psycho killer of the 90's, Jeffery Dahmer abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured his young male victims one at a time. After receiving calls of a rancid stench emanating from dahmers apartment, investigators found the decomposing remains of over 12 young men.
Dahmer would drug his victims, then proceed to drill a hole in their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. He called them his "sex zombies". After the body would die, he would then proceed to mutilate and pose the body, taking pictures, and cooking and eating what was left over.
Kill count: 12-13
Oh, as if!! Isn't Jeff someone everyone aspires to be? Gawd.
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life's pleasures as much as you can.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!

Hedonism


100%

Existentialism


75%

Utilitarianism


70%

Justice (Fairness)


65%

Strong Egoism


55%

Kantianism


35%

Apathy


25%

Nihilism


20%

Divine Command


0%
In honor of my wedding anniversary, June 5...

My Interests

Nip/Tuck!!
Nip/Tuck!!
NIP/TUCK
NIP
TUCK


I'm also interested in art, I love Luis Royo. He kicks ass. Some of my random profile pics are works of his.

I love music. You should try listening to my station on Yahoo. It kicks ass. MY YAHOO RADIO STATION
You can catch anything from Cinderella to Skinny Puppy, with lotsa Type O Negative, Dimmu Borgir and King Diamond scattered in there. Hey, don't knock the Cinderella, those were the days MAN!!

I am a true Aquarius. People that "know" their astrology would know that I am Aquarius without knowing my date of birth.



Aquarius is the positive, fixed air sign ruled the the Planets Uranus and Saturn. Aquarius is intellectual, visionary, independent and idealistic. They are unpredictable and can even be thought of as eccentric. They will not compromise their values, and they do seem to have an unusual approach to life.

Although Aquarius outwardly appears detached, they are the humanitarians of the zodiac. They have a strong faith in ideals and will challenge the status quo. As a business person, those with this horoscope's insights usually prove beneficial to any system. They are great at mediating differences and alleviating frictions. Aquarians have the ability to look at all angles before acting.

Aquarius are stubborn and once they make up their minds, they will rarely change. They are friendly, get along well with others though in an impersonal, stand-offish way. This sun sign would choose to talk over a problem to reach an amicable solution rather than rant or display anger.

In dealing with this horoscope sun sign, your independence will be respected. They in turn expect the same consideration.

Aquarius Compatibility - Aquarius is most compatible with Gemini and Libra
BTW, my hubby is Gemini, and my kids are Libra

Parts of Body Ruled by Aquarius - Ankles and circulatory system

Characteristics That Best Describe This Personality:
Desirable: humanitarian, reformer, inventor, intellectual, visionary, sincerity, sociable
Undesirable: rebel, misfit, non-conformer, radical, fanatic, extremist

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What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
Yeah, I guess the shit I write could make movies!! hahaha Actually, I'm more into writing erotica, and I have ideas to submit to the CSI people, I could write some brilliant shows!! You WILL see my name on TV some day! Even though most of you won't know it because you don't know my real name. Well... Michelle is my real name, but that's all you need to know, for now.

What Piercing Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.

Dirty Piercings


100%

Labret Piercing


90%

Nipples


90%

Cartilage Piercing


80%

Earlobe Piercing


70%

Lip Piercing


60%

Belly Button Piercing


50%

Tongue Piercing


40%

Nose Piercing


20%

What areyou in Darkness?
You are the undead Vampire. Throughout your life you hide in the shadows. Sometime in life you hope to see the light and live among the living but for now you serve only your kind.
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I'd like to meet:

First, I'd like to meet someone that would clean my house on a regularbasis with a gusto that comes only when you KNOW that you are doing thatwhich is your sole purpose in life. They should also do the cookingaround here too, healthy food. And it should kick ass... and be good,like sushi a few times a week.

Second, I'd like to meet God. We'd have lots to talk about... usuallyfriends that have a lot in common do ;-)

Third... The Carver. I just can't explain that one, nor should I haveto. I'd also like to meet Liz and Sophia Lopez... and Dr McNamara andDr Troy :-D Ah, and all the bimbos in Julia & Sophia's pilates class,so I could kick their asses. Not that I'm into tranies or anything, butCherry would probably be pretty cool to meet too :-D

Ah, Dr Gregory House. Then his team of arguing residents could fightover me... AND, since in about 95% of the shows they mention LUPUS, theymight be right, right from the beginning for a change. Unless my docshave been fucking up all along. Then they'd be wrong as well. It's notlike I'd have to go all that far to go see him either. He's inPrinceton NJ. Not THAT far away. Now if he just existed.

I have quite a few online friends I'd like to meet. Though they'dprobably all kick my ass first since I'm hardly ever online any more.

I'd like to meet George Lucas, just to kick him in the nuts. Just cuzthat would be fun.

There's a few porn stars I'd like to meet too, though the experiencewould probably leave me hating myself more than I already do.

Music:



I have with all intents and purposes avoided filling my MUSIC section with the bands, types, genres - what have you - that I am interested in. If you think my movie selection is varied, that's nothing compared to the music I listen to! There is just nowhere I can begin to list my music. I enjoy the widest range of music of any person I know. If you would like to get a better idea of what music I'm into, please check my FRIENDS. Hopefully the bands and/or individuals that I have respect for have accepted my REQUEST FOR FRIENDS and you can get an idea. If not, oh well. *shrugs*

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
You are a dark goddess!
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Movies:

This is all old stuff!! I haven't seen any new movies lately, last I saw was the newest Harry Potter, and before that was Disturbia. I saw Silent Hill opening weekend. Unfortunately, the movie theater was pretty much empty. Video game movies don't usually cut it as a "good movie". BloodRayne looked like it sucked more than imaginable, but I LOVE the game. So as far as video game movies go, Silent Hill was pretty good. A few times I wanted to shout out "Find yourself some weapons and ammo!" or "Punch out that wall right there, you'll get a bonus!" There was one dude yelling at the screen. I never knew this before, but apparently black people tend to do this. This is what I've heard just in the past few days as I've told this story. Apparently, Howard Stern did a whole show on it. I thought it was pretty funny, he'd yell out "They don't want you Rose, they want Sharron, go home!" and stuff like that, I donno, I thought it was funny! I heard a "Woah, that scared the shit out of me" or two coming from the group of college kids in the back. Anyway, did you know that Silent Hill is based on a town in PA? Check out these websites! http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/Silent-Hill.htm and http://offroaders.com/album/centralia/centralia.htm You'll have to check out the photo albums there. Pretty neat stuff!!
I also went to see XIII, you know, the third installment of the X-Men series. Something was really missing. I'm not sure what, but it was gone! It wasn't a bad movie, it's just that the first two were a bit (a big bit) better. The movie started out pretty cool, they were practicing for a big battle in a holographic chamber type of thing (yeah, I watch Star Trek) and that was really cool. But then after that, whatever it was that was missing, was really missing. People died in the movie too, and usually I'm affected by movie characters being blown into oblivion - especially if they are a character that I've grown to know and love (like Mace in Star Wars, boy did that have me a mess!!!) but in this movie, it wasn't even an "Oh well, he's gone", he was just gone! I was a bit affected at the end when another character went "POOF", but probably because she was also in Nip/Tuck and I sorta had a thing for her hahaha
While watching the annoying previews at XIII, I saw one for the new Superman remake. Remakes kinda lack something for me. I thought they shouldn't have "gone there" with a remake of Superman, but, sheesh, this looks spectacular! OH! I know what was missing from XIII!! The director that went to work on Superman!! So that BANG that was lacking in XIII looks like it might just be there in Superman.
Now on to my movie listing!
I love those mind-fuck type movies....
SAW and SAW II
The Silence of the Lambs
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
CopyCat

and other movies like
FIGHT CLUB
Frailty
DOGMA (up there with my very favorites!!)
Natural Born Killers
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Wizard of Oz
Shrek
("EAT ME" quoth The Gingerbread Man)
The Princess Bride
Pete's Dragon!!!!
Drop Dead Fred ;-)
Bram Stoker's Dracula
The Grudge
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

Children Of The Corn
You're a very deep, dark, intense person. You want to be the leader, you want to be the follower - you are a lamb, and a black one at that. An unthoughtful, unkind person you are, even if you don't want to be. You turned out like this under unnatural circumstances, and whether you like it or not, you will remain cold.
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and i continue
The Butterfly Effect
The 5th Element
The Serpent and the Rainbow
Species
Mothman Prophecies
The Prophecy :-)
The Hellraiser series
The Batman Movies
The Lady and the Tramp
Cinderella (.....)
The Monty Python movies :-D
The Matrix x3 (and Animatrix)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Kill Bill and KB2
GINGER SNAPS!!
(Thanks Adrian for reminding me!! ♥)
The Harry Potter Movies
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Changing Lanes
I love anime (like Ghost in the Shell to name one) and
as far as anime series, Sailor Moon and Tenchi are my favorites. And I don't mean the crap on TOON, the real ones. Oh! My Goddess is great too.
I also enjoy a variety of Hentai movies (anime porn!!) (oh, don't forget regular porn too hahaha)
Check out COOL DEVICES and you'll have to look for La Blue Girl yourself, but tentacles and boobies rule!
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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.
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I also love movies that kinda make you think.
Kids
A Time To Kill
The Shawshank Redemption
(really, any movie with Morgan Freeman kicks ass)
War of the Worlds
Se7en
(BRAD PITT!!!!)
Kiss the Girls
I'm suffering from a brain fart at the moment. I'm sure this list will continue to grow as I think of more.
TICKLE ME PLEASE!!!
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Television:

Huh, I like that NIP/TUCK show. Betcha didn't know that. We missed out on the last season because our cable crapped out on us, but we just got it on DVD. We'll be spending lots of time with my favorite show to catch up! Then they move to LA!!
*Love* House
**LOVE** NCIS
Bones
Over There
(miss it!)
The Shield (FX has the BESTEST shit!)
Love the CSI shows
Miami Ink or should I say
LA Ink
The Ghost Whisperer is a little too real!!! heehee Figures John Gray has something to do with it, huh?
You'll think I'm a TV junkie if I continue listing what I like... ah, what the hell....
I like The Price is Right (check out my blog on it!)
Of course there's Family Guy Space Ghost
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Futurama

Most of the shows on Adult Swim are good. The Oblongs is finally back!! I see that they are on midnights Mondays through Wednesday.... (WTF was up with them having Saved by the Bell on there?!!?!!) and I also miss Oh Canada! and The Brak Show.
OBLONGS OB-LO-ONGS
I'm also ADDICTED to The Discovery Health Channel. Mystery Diagnosis, Dr. G, Skeleton Stories, Trauma, Life in the ER, Impact... all the best. When there's nothing on and I can't sleep, I'm watching The Discovery Health Channel.
I like Animal Planet, too. Love to see the show like Cops where they go and bust people that don't take care of their pets.
I finally get MTV or VH1 - didn't have those for the longest time! I did have MTV2 and I sometimes like the Jackass shows, and Wildboys and Bam.... I have a blog post about that too, look for it, now, dammit!
The show where they have the school practical jokes is decent too.
It totally pisses me off beyond belief that Sunday is dedicated to Hip-Hop and Rap crap. Sucka-free Sunday. My ass. It's bad enough that most of the rest of the programming is Hip-hop or rap related as it is. UGH!!!!
OH! But I LOVE Andy Milonakis!!! I wish his show was on 24 hours a day!!
I'd rather watch CMTv than the rest of the shit on MTV. Cowboy U is great. Then there's the Outdoor Life Network with the Rodeo shows. I SOOOO want to go to one in real life. Justin McBride is my hero hahahaha And as much as I used to dislike Ted Nuggent (sp?) I LOVE his Wanted: Ted or Alive. Brings out the killer instincts in me!! HAHAHAHAHA Makes me wanna go out and kill things. I can now proudly say, "I know how to kill a chicken with a hatchet or just my BARE HANDS." Though his pompous ass is in that SuperGroup show on VH1. They could do without him. I guess I could do without that show as well, but it sucks to have an addictive personality. I should do a blog about my addictions... hmmmmm.....

Books:

All of the books I have listed here are links, but because the editor that I used to do my profile doesn't let me bold or underline my links, you'll have to move your mouse over the names to see if it hyperlinks them. Sorry.
Some of my all time favorite books are The Erotic Adventures of Sleeping Beauty, all three books, by A. N. Roquelaure, or Anne Rice (and no I'm not a fucking trendy goth for liking Anne Rice. I enjoyed reading her books before YOU even knew what goth is, and before YOU became fucking trendy... Anne-Rice-aphobes are like homophobes, they really love her and don't want to be seen as a trendy goth or whatever Anne Rice lovers are seeming like today, like homophobes are probably gay themselves. If you like something that is currently "trendy", so fucking what?)
I Love Swan Song by Robert McCammon . No it's not a The Stand rip-off, it's a gazillion times better. Steven King could have taken lessons from Robert McCammon.
Fetish : Fashion, Sex & Power by Valerie Steele is a great coffee table book ;-)
Erotica: An Illustrated Anthology of Sexual Art and Literature by Charlotte Hill, William Wallace and the other books that follow in that series are very intriguing. I absolutely can't believe that we live in such a sheltered society (or are expected to!) after reading these books. An absolute must for anyone that has ever enjoyed (even if secretly) ANY form of erotic art.
Lately my vision sucks, so I'm working on a collection of audio books. I've recently "read" Memoirs of a Geisha. I couldn't "put it down"! Plopped it in my MP3 player and listened to it for two days straight :) Haven't seen the movie though, I heard it's nothing like the book, and from the commercials for the book, I could tell it really wasn't. So I have no intention of seeing it.
I was able to get a subscription with the Library for the Blind and Physically Handicap (cuz if you didn't know already, I am almost the first and very much of the second hahahaha) and they've got just about every book I could possibly ever want to read on cassette tape. I just have to get my butt moving on picking out what I want and requesting it. It's pretty cool. They gave me the cassette player, and they'll send me audio books that only play on that particular player, and then when I'm done, I send them back. Sorta like NetFlix, but a books-on-tape-flix.
A REAL book that has come in handy lately is Home Depot ... 1-2-3 . Lotsa great helpful tips for someone having to take care of their own home!!
Along those lines, once I'm done writing my first erotic novel, I'll be working with Home Depot to create a do it yourself kinda "Turn Your Living Space Into A Bondage Friendly Home... 1-2-3" type of thing. Check back for a link to both on Amazon ;-)
I also love reading my manga graphic novels. Right now I'm stuck on Chobits , Cross , Angel Sanctuary , and Model . I just placed an order with that place the links are from. Usually the books are about $10 at the bookstore. Those are $7something, and it pays to get 4 or more for the shipping costs with the books to be less than getting them at the bookstore.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
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Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (70%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (22%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
Who's Your Daddy?
Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Heart Is Purple
For you, love is about establishing and developing a deep connection.
If it's true love, it brings you more wisdom and inner strength.
Your flirting style: Sincere
Your lucky first date: An afternoon at a tea house
Your dream lover: Is both thoughtful and expressive
What you bring to relationships: Understanding
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What computer virus are you?

Mosaic
Mosaic is a trojan horse virus that can destroy the directory structure of any disks mounted while it is run. You are in to destroying stuff and stuff. This trojan horse is targeted to the Macintosh operating system. It claims to paint pictures but instead destroys the directory of any disks mounted when it is opened.
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My Blog

working on profile, again

well, my page looks like crap!! i'm working on it in the new profile editor and it's not going well... i can't figure out how to fix it so the text on the left side it like the rest of the site, and m...
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

Yay, it did work!!

Wow, that first blog actually worked!  I didn't want to post anything else in it in case I would break that one too! I love my family!  My dad had the kids for the last three days.  It'...
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

gonna try this one more fucking time!! post#1 today

Ugh, I tried this three times already. Either my computer crashed, I hit the fucking X on my browser window when switching from here to photobucket, or else it just didn't fucking work. I fucking hate...
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

blog part 3 :p disturbia

here's some trailers and clips for disturbia Pulls Out A Knife Add to My Profile | More Videos That last one probably isn't gonna post as a movie, you'll probably have to go the...
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

forgot, movie review

I forgot to mention: We went to see Disturbia on Saturday.  It was pretty good.  I wouldn't say it was the best movie ever, but it definitely was good. Ugh, we had some crazy bitch sitting b...
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

'ello gov'ner

Gonna try posting another blog.  I had one going the other day and my damn computer crashed.  This is a new computer.  I used to be a programmer.  I should know about these things....
Posted by **chell** on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

oh fuck!!!

look what i've done to my fucking page and now i've copied over the notepad that i had the decent looking nightmare before christmas page of course, i do have it somewhere else... like on the other fu...
Posted by **chell** on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely time

Yikes, I go away for a bit and come back and my page is a mess!!!  Duck Hunt was some porn crap, my page is all over the place, videos don't work.... I got a new computer, so my page is all ...
Posted by **chell** on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

thanks lorelei Grandma Got Run Over by a Witch

Grandma Got Run Over by A Witch(tune: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer") Grandma got ran over by a broomstickWalking home from our house HalloweenNow you can say there's no such thing as witchesBut...
Posted by **chell** on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

don't make me look stupid

I'm blogging this, and I hope someone, anyone, ANYONE will fill it out! YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked ea...
Posted by **chell** on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST