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Dean

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About Me

I'm just some dude.Some constantly-pissed-off, ever-eye-rollin', permasneer-lipped dude that's tired of wading knee-deep through a NASCAR nation with its' ass snug and secure about its' own head, content only to breathe deep and enjoy the bliss of being both ostrich and ostrich-hole.Screw that particular noise.This? This is my rock. The place where I clamber up from the sea of oy that engulfs me, shake my tailfeathers dry, light up my lil' seegar and proceed to offer up a heaping, steaming bowl of fuck to those too lamebrained to do anything but keep bearing left.Anybody else looking for a dry spot?I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Film making, writing, raging against machines, fine chardonnay, chewin' terbacky (Editor's note: Does not actually chew terbacky- just likes to watch)

I'd like to meet:

Stephen King, Hideo Kojima, David Fincher, Akira Kurosawa (Sadly not possible without a ouija board), Cormac McCarthy, Eliza Dushku :P ... Oh, you mean so far as in the short-term? Well, people of intelligence, I suppose- writers, film makers, fellow blowhards... people with a good sense of humor and an appreciation for horror, the blues, and / or a fine tiramisu. Only those with a strong resistance to caustic cynicism need apply.

Music:

The D, Jonathan Coulton, Creedence Clearwater Revival, AC/DC, Queen, The Crystal Method, the Chemical Brothers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Bloodhound Gang, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, the Blues Brothers, Ray Charles, the Insane Clown Posse, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Louie Winskie, Aaron "Bodine" Meier, John Williams, Alan Silvestri, video game soundtracks

Movies:

Jaws, Aliens, Predator, Seven Samurai, John Carpenter's The Thing, Fight Club, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, The Wild Bunch, Yojimbo, Halloween, Audition, Shaun of the Dead, Strange Days, Big Trouble in Little China, Night of the Living Dead, An American Werewolf in London, Midnight Run, Lawrence of Arabia, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, UHF, Chinatown,Unforgiven, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Goodfellas, Tremors, Two Birds

Television:

Lost, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers, The Daily Show, Masters of Horror, Deadwood, Rome, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, The Twilight Zone(And since there was no listing for 'em, I'm making my own)VIDEO GAMES:Metal Gear Solid (All three), the Resident Evil series (RE2 being my fave), GTA: Vice City, SSX Tricky, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Jade Empire, Indigo Prophecy, Perfect Dark, Ninja Gaiden (XBox), Ninja Gaiden II: Dark Sword of Chaos (NES), Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII, Xenogears, Xenosaga, Silent Hill, Chrono Cross, Base Wars, God of War (And GoW II), Gears of War, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Bioshock

Books:

Blood Meridian, Heart of Darkness, House of Leaves, Deadlands, Fight Club, I Am Legend, They Thirst, Alice in Wonderland, If Chins Could Kill, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Astonishing X-Men, The Art of War, The Mothman Prophecies, short horror anthologies, Apathy and Other Small Victories, God's Debris

Heroes:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Romero, Tom Savini, Peter Jackson, H.P. Lovecraft, Mark Twain, Morgan Elektra