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anjelica

Is it like a sexy rash?

About Me

"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Playing the villain, baby, just like you want.

http://life-imitating.livejournal.com/

My Interests

pinup girls, halloween, eyebrows, gang violence, music, 1920's-1950's, coconut flavoring, the lolita complex, coffee, hello kitty, goldfish, pugs, Bloody Mary, Medusa, dia de los muertos, cash registers, black and white

I'd like to meet:

i'll bite your fucking heads off.

Music:

la bamba.

Movies:

Secretary, American History X, Heathers, Fight Club, Waynes World, Boondock Saints, Dead Alive, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse, True Romance.

Television:

Scrubs, Golden Girls, The Office, Seinfeld, Maury, Oprah, Will and Grace.

Books:

currently reading the bell jar and a piece of cake.

Heroes:



My Blog

Winter.

"Sleigh bells ring, are you listening, In the lane, snow is glisteningA beautiful sight,We're happy tonight.Walking in a winter wonderland."NO. NOT AT ALL. Snow is not beautiful anymore. I don't ...
Posted by anjelica on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

a cupcake chronology

don't fuck with my baked goods. i did them first, i did them best.this will continue to get updated. k.....thanks..............
Posted by anjelica on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST

How to make a woman swoon. Very important.

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she ...
Posted by anjelica on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST