Nish

Well, life for me, so far, has been a crazy whirlwind of insanity. Only today i discovered that if you make tea without boiling the kettle you get an entirely new beveridge called 'Beige milk'. Nesquick are definately interested. Other than that I've been pondering some of life's mysteries. Not all of them, just the biggies. Why has Holland not noticed that all their cheeses taste the same? Why does the 'tab' key not indent text when you're writing in these boxes? I want to start a new paragraph damn it! Do blackcurrent Chewits count towards your '5 a day'? Should the Black Eyed Peas be tried for crimes against humanity? What AM I going to do with all that junk inside that trunk? Heaven knows! Will Gary Glitter stand up in court with or without the wig? A weightier set of mysteries I've yet to encounter. but i have time on my hands at the moment. After my medication and I've had a little nap I then have to talk to the group some more about the people that live in my wardrobe. Then i'll do some colouring in until they bring my Horlicks.The double challange of colouring within the lines using thick felt tips AND not spilling my Horlicks down my new stripey jimmies will mean that I'll probably be asleep before they strap me in. Do I have dreams and ambitions? Doesn't everyone? I'd like to be Jamie Theakston by the age of 30, build my own house out of chick peas and discover what's in my Horlicks but i'm living for the now. If I can finish the blue on Donald Duck's boat by Sunday I'll be content. polka dots myspace layout