All I wanted was a coffee... |
All I wanted was a coffee (or word of the day: Goddamnit!)
This morning, I awoke with a sense of joy. The kind that is the specific product of knowing you have no obligations. ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 21:41:00 GMT |
Tarot reading for 5.3.06 |
The Celtic Cross spread is one of the most popular Tarot spreads, providing varied insight into many aspects of a complex situation and your role in it. The Benedetti Tarot ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 21:26:00 GMT |
the last "sex survey" |
sex survey
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
why, now that i think of it, yes, yes i have. and, i was beginning to think i hadn't accomplished much this year, so far.
2. EVER HAD...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
gainfully employed |
Bitch Session #962.
After classes, yesterday, I enjoyed my first day on the job. Among the many perks (no "benefits" per se for lowly part-timers), I get all the piped in Dan Fogelberg and Littl...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:53:00 GMT |
Turn-of-the-Century Woman! |
The Adventures of Turn-of-the-Century Woman
Chapter 1
The Blood Curse and Beyond
Ahhh, The Good Ol' Days (Copyright pending--unauthorized use of phrase "Good Ol' Day...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
The Nature of Brett |
Brett Lee's not a tree
One can't saw his mid-section
To count the gut rings
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
Ode to Jerkface |
There once was a fella called Jerkface
Who threatened to snap people in two
But when fightin' time came 'round
He could nowhere be found
He'd cower in the crapper sniffing glue.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 22:13:00 GMT |
Haiku for Public Jestering |
I humbly offer the first installment of Bad Poetry for Good Friends
Oh neurotic girl
Your brain is filled with smart stuff
also you are stacked
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:58:00 GMT |
somnambulist gymnastics |
I woke up the day before yesterday with my hands in pain. I soon realized why---they were bent backwards, palms down and positioned on either side of my head by my ears. After tha...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:03:00 GMT |
Thumbelina |
A long time ago, I used to stay in the library and feed the fish during recess. I would stare at the tank unblinkingly and wish I was in there instead of standing in the library like a long, gre...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 19:34:00 GMT |
