screaming at a wall, random acts of whatnot, public defication, scrabble, hummous tahini, latin chicks, my iPod, the death rattle of your first-born, spooning, asian chicks, irony, abortion, crossword puzzles, red wine, myspace, independently owned businesses, not supporting our troops, wasabi, water, land, art for art's sake, white chicks, dry humor, slapstick comedy, boxer-briefs, red sox, grilled veggie burritos from anna's, ethnic humour (yeah, that was a subtle jab at those british fucks, oops! not too subltle anymore), instant gratification, spell check, youtube, lime wire, middle eastern chicks, jive talk, wordsmithing, miss piggy nipple slips, the temporary boost of confidence and feeling of indispensability that you have after getting laid, badonkadonk, flim flammin', sarcasm, blasphemy, spicey v-8 bloody maries, the onion, all this insanity, colorado rocky mountain high.also i thought that, since you people are kind enough to visit my lovely page, i would share with you some pictures from my trip to italia (that's what the italians call italy) in the summer of 2006....here i am in firenze (that's what the italians call florence) and here i am in the streets of piza. piza is a fucking ghetto they still use the metric system over there and they have images of scantily clad women all over the city. they're not as enlightened as we are this is the only section of piza that's not a fucking ghetto. well, actually, it is looking pretty decrepit here i am in front of the duomo of siena and this is me in front of the famous painting "the school of athens" by one of the ninja turtles. it's hanging in the vatican, that's where they keep all the popes
hmmm........ 13th floor elevators, alice cooper, the animals, armando trovajoli, arthur brown, beastie boys, beach boys, beatles, beat happening, big star, black sabbath, blue cheer, bob dylan, bo diddley, eno, buddy holly, buzzcocks, can, captain beefheart, cars, carl orff, cheap trick, clash, chuck berry, creation, curtis mayfield, bob marley, bowie, dead kennedeys, dead milkmen, desmond dekker, devo, donovan, elvis costello, elvis presley, esquivel, fall, fatback band, faust, fela kuti, flaming groovies, zappa, fugs, france gall, gal costa, gram parsons, parliament/funkadelic, gil scott-heron, phillip glass, hank williams, hawkwind, howlin' wolf, iggy & the stooges, ike and tina, james brown, jesus and mary chain, jimi hendrix, joe jackson, john coltrane, johnny "guitar" watson, judas priest, khachaturian, king crimson, kinks, kiss, konks, kraftwerk, last poets, led zeppelin, lee scratch perry, leonard cohen, link wray, little richard, little wilie john, lucifer's friend, marvin gaye, mazzy star, mc5, memphis minnie, girlschool, meters, miles davis, misfits, modern lovers, monks, montrose, motorhead, mulatu astatke, my bloody valentine, neil young, neu!, negativland, nick drake, nwa, os mutantes, patti smith, pentagram, pere ubu, pink floyd, pixies, queen, radio birdman, radiohead, r.e.m., ramones, red krayola, residents, robyn hitchcock, rolling stones, rose maddox, run dmc, runaways, schoolly d, serge gainsbourg, shangri-las, silver apples, sir lord baltimore, slade, slim harpo, sly and the family stone, sparks, roxy music, simply saucer, sonics, sonic youth, split enz, squeeze, standells, starz, stereolab, stevie wonder, streak, sun ra, sweet, t. rex, talking heads, tom waits, tom ze, trevor white, troggs, twinkeyz, tunnle of love, velvet underground, vaselines, wanda jackson, ween, white stripes, who, wipers, wire, x, wolf mother, wreckless eric, wynonie harris, xtc, yardbirds, zombies...um, that's about all i can come up with right now.
NETWORK, DAZED AND CONFUSED, DR. STRANGELOVE, CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL, THE SQUID AND THE WHALE, HAROLD AND MAUDE, DOGTOWN AND THE Z BOYS, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, THUMBSUCKER, BEING THERE, BLAZING SADDLES, LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, 13 CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ONE THING, TO SIR, WITH LOVE, WOODY ALLEN, ALFRED HITCHCOCK, JIM JARMUSCH....
alright assholes, listen up. there're exactly 7 shows in the history of tv that actually matter: mr. show, the simpsons, arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, jeopardy!, family guy, the office (both versions), some of the stuff on adult swim, all in the family, m*a*s*h, upright citizens brigade, scrubs, daily show, and the colbert report, 30 rock and clone high.
pretty much everything not written by kurt vonnegut sucks. hmmm. that leaves a lot of sucky literature....well, i guess i also like "geek love", "white noise", "the futurological congress", "the areas of my expertise", "franny and zooey", "on the road", "the stranger", "the basketball diaries", uhmmm, ayn rand sucks, don't read her; just read a synopsis of her views. please don't give her the posthumous satisfaction of actually purchasing (or even checking out) any of her books. you don't fucking need to. i'm sorry, ayn, but i have better things to do than to waste my time reading about that fucking goddamn trial in "the fountainhead", or was it "atlas shrugged"? or was it some other never ending piece of shit that could have been summed up in about 8 pages!!!? yeah, pretty much anything writen by vonnegut is cool...
weiner van carpetmuncher and rusty trombone