Television:
Tune your TV to any channel it doesn't receive and about 1 percent of the static you see is the ancient remnant of the Big Bang. The next time you complain that there is nothing on, remember that you can always watch the birth of the universe.
Heroes:
I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can beat them, just for one day We can be Heroes, just for one dayAnd you, you can be mean And I, I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact Yes we're lovers, and that is thatThough nothing, will keep us together We could steal time, just for one day We can be Heroes, for ever and ever What d'you say?I, I wish you could swim Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim Though nothing, nothing will keep us together We can beat them, for ever and ever Oh we can be Heroes, just for one dayI, I can remember (I remember) Standing, by the wall (by the wall) And the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads) And we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall) And the shame, was on the other side Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever Then we could be Heroes, just for one dayWe can be Heroes We can be Heroes We can be Heroes Just for one day We can be HeroesWe're nothing, and nothing will help us Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay But we could be safer, just for one dayOh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohh, just for one day