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Passing Thought

life is...a drink.  a party.  a smoke.  a fuck.  a smile and a nod on the way to work.  a flick of the wrist to dispose of the ashes.  a pill pressed between the lips and...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:57:00 GMT

2006 UC/CSU/CC Sustainability Conference!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone,If you are interested in sustainability and other environmental issues and will be in the SB area from June 25-28 come show some support for me and my colleagues that have been working on...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Fuck You Walt Disney!!!

I know humans are fucking stupid when forced to cope with their natural environment / REALITY, but this takes the fuckin cake: Humans Display Their Stupid Side to Wildlife January 06, 2006  By ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:25:00 GMT

My Myspace Friends List!!!

My Myspace friends list fluctuates more than Lindsay Lohan's weight when she periodically stops doing coke for a week. I guess I shouldn't make friends with ugly people anymore because they get bit...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 22:09:00 GMT

Let's Make This Awkward!!!

Thanksgiving? (I apologize in advance to my mother who is probably reading this) Carlos comes up Wednesday night and we dabble in our alcoholism and he applies his socialist rhetoric to all of my...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:32:00 GMT

"freedom of speech..."

...was designed to make you look like a fucking idiot. and it worked!!!
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:13:00 GMT

You know you're tragic when...

you wake up drunk at 10 30 AM at your friends house not knowing how you got there and wearing mardi gras beads. then you possibly drop a king size candy bar on DP as you stumble past sorority girl...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 13:50:00 GMT

Reconciling the Neo-liberalist Ecology of A Convicted Homemaker

.. Two words: Reality television. And it fuckin rocks. What will the queen of domestic parlance think up next?
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:04:00 GMT

Some Long Overdue Clarification...

I have received a lot of inquiries and criticism from old friends because I have relinquished myself from my first name, Christian, and have gone by Dylan (my middle name, not a fabrication) for the p...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:09:00 GMT

I wish all governors were this straight...

Only someone so secure in his innately divine heterosexuality such as our dear Lord/Governor Arnold could veto the gay marriage bill. And Tom Cruise. The Apocalypse is coming fuckers. Watch out. ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:28:00 GMT