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To every girl who deserves the best.

To every girl....if you almost cry while reading this, it includes you....*To every girl thatdresses cute, not skanky.*To every girl whowants to be called beautiful, not hot.***To every girl that will...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:57:00 GMT

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM WISCONSIN WHEN........

..> ..> You Know You're From Wisconsin When... You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme You can find...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:01:00 GMT

you know your a nurse if..............

You believe that every patient needs tlc, diazepam,temazepam and haloperidol. You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurse call buzzer some night in a dark alley. You believe not all patients are ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:45:00 GMT

the perfect boyfriend

" give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in." leave her cute text notes." kiss her in front of your friends." tell her she looks beautiful." look into her eyes when you talk to her." let her mess with...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:01:00 GMT

ten reasons to date an EMT

Here are 10 reasons to date an EMT:..10) We are used to staying up all night...09) Good with multi partners...08) We are experts in Mouth to Mouth...07) The best in Rapid clothing removal...06) We arr...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:08:00 GMT

When girls drink too much

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:45:00 GMT