Matt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

well first things first .. despite what you hear i am NOT a lady's man im actualy quite the opposite - isnt that right boys! i play in the best fucking band in the world because im in it doing my fret wanking everywhere. i am the worlds biggest tom cruise fan and could not get enough of his luuuurrrrrrrvvvvverly bum.-(..v)- Design your MySpace with MyLook -(..v)-
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My Interests

Music, playing, writing, listening, watching, absorbing and pretty much anything else you can do with it. Drinking and gettin wasted,raping childrens little bums and then trying to remember what you did and who you affended thats always fun! Walking and being one with nature man!

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp would be good but i prefer nice clean boys.

Music:

Too much to list, wanna know what I listen to? Well ask me in person! because the first thing ill tell you is that madona is far from a virgin anything that might suggest otherwise is a lie.

Books:

Ian Livingston Seagul

Heroes:

George Bush...can't fault the bloke really!one of the best world leaders to have ever walked the earth, i hate these anti bush protesters and all those lefties there just scum.