Watching an excessive amount of stand-up, hanging out with friends, going to shows, and working way too much!
People who don't suck!
Stretch Arm Strong, Ramallah, With Honor, Sick of it All, American Nightmare/Give Up The Ghost, Blood for Blood, The Suicide File, The Hope Conspiracy, Comeback Kid, Blacklisted, Dead Hearts, Over My Dead Body, Boysetsfire, Fortunate Son, No Warning, Walls of Jericho, Kid Dynamite, H2O, Set Your Goals, Hatebreed, Refused, The Blood Brothers, The Revenge, Rise Against, Propagandhi, AFI, The Lawrence Arms, The Bouncing Souls, Link 80, Pinhead Circus, The Facet, 30 foot fall, Atom and his Package, Cursive, Bright Calm Blue, The Postal Service, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, Jimmy Eat World, P.O.S., MC Lars (don't judge me), and The Faint (just to name a few)
Anything by Kevin Smith, Spaceballs, Zoolander, Not Another Teen Movie, Dirty Work, Basketball, Team America World Police, The Hot Chick, Sorority Boys, Dodgeball...basically anything packed full of stupid humor, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Nightmare Before Christmas
CSI, Law and Order, The Shield, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Sex and the City, The Boondocks
Catcher and the Rye, 1984, The Alchemist
My Mom