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steve

"When the fuck am I gonna need to know how to make Taramisu"

About Me


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MySpace Layouts "I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!"-Cartman, "What you want a cookie?"-The Office, "Scotch, Scotch, Down in my Belly"-Will Farrell, "San Diego...Breath it in, it always goes down smooth. It's German for whale's vagina"-Will Farrell "She made me a gift...I am an asshole!!!"-The Wedding Singer "Say hello to your brother Tito for me."-The Wedding Singer "They were cones!!!!"-The Wedding Singer "I am good at three things...screwing, fighting and saying the news..now I have already done 2 of those today..whats next?"-Anchorman "60% of the time it works everytime!!"-Anchorman "You smell like Big Foot's Dick"-Anchorman "When in Rome"-Anchorman "I am in a glass case of emotion"-Anchorman "Look at me I 'm riding a furry tractor"-Anchorman"Hey Earl, look crazy straws....you wanna go get a slush puppy?"-My Name Is EarlI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

Love me some good drinks!!! BOOZIN!!!! Chillin with my peeps and cruisin around killin baby seals because I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!


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I'd like to meet:

I'm adopted, so I guess my birth mother (maybe collect on past child support...just jokin)

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Music:

Fleetwood Mac all the way!!! The Killers!!!(Sam's Town is probably the best new album this year!!!)Linkin Park, Coldplay (one of the best concerts I have ever been too), Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, Relient K, All American Rejects, Kelly Clarkson (I have no shame in admitting that, she's my guilty pleasure!!!), The Beatles, Stevie Nicks (the hottest 50 something around), old school Korn, No Doubt (not Gwen Stefani), & Evanesence. Thats all I can think of for now


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Movies:

1st and foremost the funniest movie ever: ANCHORMAN!!!, 40 Year Old Virgin, Four Brothers, Life as a House, Finding Nemo, Any type of Horror movie, Wedding Crashers, Walk the Line, Igby Goes Down, Along Came Polly, Starsky & Hutch, Dodgeball, The Wedding Singer. There are a few old school horror flicks I really want to see at the moment like, The Last House on the Left, When a Stranger Calls (the original), The Hills Have Eyes (original and the new one). So if any of ya'all seen any of those let me know what you think and if they are worth my time.Oh yea, I cannot forget Fleetwood's The Dance, Tango in the Night, Live From Boston, Destiny Rules and Rumors!! I HATE OFFICE SPACE!!!!!!!!!

Television:

The Office, Friday Night Lights, Nip/Tuck, Dirt, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Intervention, Law and Order: SVU, Real World/Road Rules Challenges, Lost, Extreme Make-Over: Home Edition, Surreal Life, Flavor Of Love (Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvv!!!!), SNL, Love the Family Feud (12-1 mon-fri.). Peace to all my fellow Feuders!!!..
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Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

The best song to sum things up right now!!!

This song is from the new Linkin Park C.D. called "Minutes to Midnight". Awesome album. I recommend it to everybody!!! This song is one of the best of the album and probably the most honest song about...
Posted by steve on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

MaryEllen's Genius Quote of the day

"When I walk fast I get Pink Eye"
Posted by steve on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST