Totally not funny fictional fun thing |
The Beige Top Hats were the biggest band in the world. Everybody loved them: horses, babies, criminals, everybody. From 1959 to '73 they released 17 studio albums and 23 live albums, including "River'...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:05:00 GMT |
Lucky finger |
You know how sometimes the lids of tin cans refuse to part with their master, clinging ever gently but ever steadfastly to a tiny corner of the base rotunda? So do I. And brutally so. After a recent c...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
Steel Wool Memories |
The balls of steel wool at my job are packaged individually in taut plastic wrappers. These steel bundles are the size of a small but well-packed snowball and a third as heavy. Theyre quite tidy when...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:23:00 GMT |
Words and phrases I sometimes use and often regret using but will probably use again anyhow |
somethin' somethin'nadaNo way, Josè splendid sure as shit ankle injurypick your battles ham bonesaucykooky spendybabewich (I actually just made this one up. Possible uses include: "She's a babewich" ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:03:00 GMT |
Dispatches from Phoenix |
On the corner of 16th avenue and Taylor Street, a mere football throw east of my house, reside three stray dogs. I suppose they're not technically stray given that they live there - it's just that no ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:35:00 GMT |
Don't cry for me |
Some of you know me pretty well - others, not so much. To the latter camp, let me assure me that I am a most stable man, a sure-footed Capricorn, a boring, sturdy rock of a man. Meanwhile, to my frien...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:52:00 GMT |
Pink Socks |
This week I made the horrible mistake of wearing pink socks to the school where I've been subbing. Of course in theory, it wasn't a bad decision (in fact it was an awesome one). But when I arrived I...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:18:00 GMT |
kids say the stupidest things |
Hey you! Yes you with the grey rolled-up booger on your forehead...Yeah that's right - you with the cake on your cheek. I've told you all week my name is not Randy, or Pandy, or Andy Pandy. Nor is it ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:18:00 GMT |
Fuck, I Love You news |
Two teasers from forthcoming album Fuck, I Love You now posted! I'm happy to report that my mom played piano on the end of 'It Takes Some Pain.' My dreams of having a family band are complete. Also, f...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:40:00 GMT |
Garfield Vs. Heathcliff Fight Archive Discovered! |
I just spent half an hour writing a blow-by-blow account of "the famous Garfield-Heathcliff fight that took place on March 16, 1991 at Caesars Palace." Unfortunately, when I went to post it all my tex...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:02:00 GMT |
