The End Of The World? |
don't let the happy people ruin your day
this country was built on misery.
we are not a good happy race.
those folks with big grins on their boats.
ignore them. they are trouble.
the more miserable y...
Posted by panama jake on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST |
the interwoven lives of ouch. |
My colleague and I have just been told off for putting the incorrect paper in the printer.
I thought printers fed on paper. i thought it was their lifeblood. without paper, a printer would be worthles...
Posted by panama jake on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST |
Where do you buy them from? |
I think i need to buy a new smile.
The current one is crap.
I don't know where I can buy one from though. I would like to pop into a local newsagents, to see if they have a section for smiles - perhap...
Posted by panama jake on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:59:00 PST |
where's she gone? |
I seem to have misplaced my Saturday... i can't find her anywhere.. i've looked behind the settee, under the bed... even in the back of the wardrobe.. but i just can't find her..
I know she's here som...
Posted by panama jake on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST |
a peculiar moment |
I grew me a moustache recently.
it has left me for another man though.
it is fair to say that i am devastated.
3 weeks i loved, nutured and cared for that moustache.
and that's how she treats...
Posted by panama jake on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST |
What A Job.. |
i make everyone's day.
i am a day maker.
that's my official job title.
just like the Big Friendly Giant in Roald Dahl's book.
except he was a dream maker
i am a day ...
Posted by panama jake on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:30:00 PST |
Terrible English |
Am i the only one that is pissed off with the standard of English that is being used on this site...? People abbreviating every word that is more than two syllabuls long. it's a terrible indictment on...
Posted by panama jake on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:51:00 PST |
