Draft-dodging Anton fled Switzerland in order to avoid capture by the meat police, and now depilates sailors in a back room in Ghent by day, by night roaming the streets, masquerading as a gruesome mockery of the town's mayor. He achieved fleeting fame in 2001 when he accurately predicted the WTC disaster a full week before it happened after two sparrows flew into his legs, but he was hushed-up by big men and his story was quickly forgotten. Anton's hobbies include damaging Teflon pans, flame throwing, and organising wild west style bar-room brawls for the aged. He also enjoys eating muffins and saying, "This is it".
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