I wish I was a fast walker and not just a robotic resource... Of course I also wouldn't mind being the Green Lantern, but without all the recharge the ring business.
If you feel like hearing what I'm listening to on my PC, go to DigitalGunfire.com and pick your favorite streaming format (from a PC tech perspective, I'd advise anything but Windblows Media Player, even Real Player. But I have most reliability with the Winamp stream.)
If you want to know more about how I am, go see one who flew over the coo coos nest and watch Jack Nicholson's character, I feel a little less sane than he did :P
Other than that, I'm VP of the QA division of the Mediaville Cheese Sandwich Company Inc., making sure cheese sandwiches around the world meet the high requirements of the American diet. With our state of the art synthetic Cheese Sandwich manufacturing technique, both the bread and cheese itself is made from Grade A, USA made, high fructose corn syrup! With this technique we are able to provide the children of the world with the energy they need to succeed!
We also manufacture Valium for Kids, and a new oral insulin, to give something back to society and help combat the unexplainable child anxiety and so many new cases of type 2 diabetes.