Churches spontaneously combust when I drive by. This is why I don't drive anymore. I'm so evil, the process of evolution looked at me and said, "This is what I was trying to do!" After that happened, Kansas got a restraining order against me put into the state constitution. Satan is anxiously awaiting my death--he really needs a vacation, poor thing.
I am going to come out of the closet of evil: I play World of Warcraft. Most evil thing in the universe. I am its willing slave. I am known as Thaag Mea Va'a in the depths of the oubliette known as Argent Dawn. Trolls are as evil and sexy as I am.