Eddy K. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Thing is I never finished college but I did ok at math. For a living I drive around western New Jersey. Sometimes I drink scotch, and sometimes I drink alot of scotch. Currently I reside in Rahway with my cousin, two birds, one dog, and a mild sense of accomplishment. My life long dream had once been to be a toll booth collector but EZ-Pass has since rendered my childhood ambition obsolete. And I like to use the word "render."

My Interests

Drinking my life away. One day at a time.

I'd like to meet:

God and Hitler, at the same time. I've got Geraldo style questions for both those mother fuckers.

Music:

I hate the Smiths.

Movies:

The Departed, Empire Strikes Back, Good Fellas, Taxi Driver, The God Father, and last but not least, Howard the Duck.

Television:

Ya know how they say, 'Dead men tell no tales.' Well, neither do kids with autism.

Books:

Yeah that's right. I'm crackin' on kids with autism. You got beef??? Well, fuckin' come and find me.

Heroes:

Bobby Kennedy, The Dali Lama, Dan Cody.

My Blog

At The Mall With A Heart Of Stone

I didn't have anything to do today. No appointments to meet or reports to write. No obligations to keep with friends. No one to visit at the hospital. No swimming meets, no soccer practice, no vi...
Posted by Eddy K. on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:27:00 PST

The Random Ramblings of a Sober Drunkard

Some day I’ll post something that has nothing to do with alcohol. And that day is not today. You can learn a lot about yourself while you slowly drink away your life. You can learn just as much...
Posted by Eddy K. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST

Good Old Fashioned Racism

A few weeks back I was sitting at a bar with a buddy of mine and we were drinking scotch. Now I’m not going to say the name of this establishment for the sake of privacy. Let’s just say yo...
Posted by Eddy K. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST