Anyone who hates Bush as much as I do.... Anyone who wishes the mother ship would come get Tom Cruse. ( Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against aliens, I just don’t like that one)...Anyone who has ever wrestled in a blow up sumo suit….. Anyone who is a sucker for googlie eyes, often seen on pugs, chiwawas, muppets, and the paperclip on Microsoft Word – I’m a sucker for them every time…. Anyone who wonders how dust bunnies get that large especially when you don’t have an animal…Anyone who secretly watches Top Model.... Anyone who thinks Nicole Ritchie looked better when she wasn't 75 pounds.... Anyone who can make me laugh.... Anyone that owns the "Monster Ballad" CD.... Smart women.... Anyone who can hold their breath for 8 minutes.... People who part their hair on the left side.... Anyone that puts their pants on two legs at a time.... Anyone who is happy J LO got married and went away.... Anyone with an Afro.... Anyone with more than 6 tattoos.... Anyone who wonders “What happened to Terrence Trent Darby?†.... Anyone who is creative.... People who think humans dressed up like fruit is hilarious Anyone with dimples.... AND People who think the "Grill" song by Nelly is the stupidest song ever.... *public service announcement* ( For all the men that think diamonds in/on your teeth is sexy, it’s not, neither are Band-Aids as fashion accessories ) ............................................................ ............ NOW FOR THOSE I DON'T WANT TO MEET......................People who smoke crack....People who look like they smoke crack.... People who own and wear "I'm with stupid ---" T-shirts ( Really I saw that the other day )....People who want me to talk dirty to them (that’s what 1-900 numbers are for!).... People who use racist, sexist, and homophobic remarks.... People who have dermatophytes creatures under their nails.... People who think Paula Abdul, Shakira, Britney Spears, or Jessica Simpson can sing....Ohh and I'm sure I'll add more in the near future.
Come On! No one wants to be here all day.
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Cold Mountain, Shawshank Redemption, The Color Purple, Far and Away, Leaving Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Casino, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Secretary ( thats a dirty one),Lady Sings the Blues, Sparkle, American History X, Love Actually, Bridget Jones, Saturday Night Fever, Kill Bill Vol 1&2, Splendor in the Grass, Anne of Green Gables, Anything scary ( including but not limited to) 28 Days later,SAW, The Entity, Signs, The Shining, The Others, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Comet, (If its based on a true story even better) Kung fu, Turner Classic movies, And ANY Documentary,and I'll watch any movie made in the 70s or early 80s except westerns.Whew!!!!
WEEDS! My new favorite show!
..width="425" height="350" ..Bill Maher( Real Time ), John Stewart ( The Daily Show ),The Deadliest Catch (Discovery), Anything BBC, Court TV, Anything Forensic, Dave Chappelle, Amazing Race,Americas Top Model(Its my dirty little secret,Dont judge!) Most Haunted (Travel channel), Ghost Hunters (Sci Fi), and Hells kitchen (I love the British)American Justice, Dirty Jobs,and Grey’s Anatomy . .
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I have a lot of books? I don't read them. They're just there for pretty........................ OH I do read the Dictionary, to translate all the bullshit that comes out of peoples mouths.
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,but because of those who do nothing...........
~Albert Einstein..
I wish Bush was this dummy!!!!!!!!!!!!