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Jon

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About Me

Born in Detroit, love to travel and love my job. I am an air traffic controller working for the FAA and am an active member in our union NATCA www.natca.com . Lived in Waco, TX for 3 years now and am anxious to move anywhere that snows. Got 2 dogs a 3 bedroom duplex and still looking for Alex in CVG. (she'll get it)MySpace Layouts
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My Interests


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The porno of Jon's life will be called ...

"Black and Blue Erotica"

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I'd like to meet:

George Bush to tell him he is the worst president ever... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Anything that gets the ladies to get naked

Movies:

Sopranos, Scarface, The Godfather 1-3, Go, Groove, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Aviator, Sol Goode

Television:

Sopranos, Da Ali G show

Books:

New Rules by Bill Maher

Heroes:

Tony Soprano

My Blog

Water to Wine

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for  speeding  in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath  and then sees an empty wine bot...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

"In a box"

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Posted by Jon on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

Schweaty Balls

Posted By: SMITTYGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

Check out this video: "New Rules" 10/27

Posted By:MattGet this video and more at MySpace.comAnd to all of my "reader" out there (I intentionally left out the "s") Have a good weekend....
Posted by Jon on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

Survivor, Texas-Style

Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of "Survivor," the popular TV show. Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo,...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

Picking Six

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.-GC
Posted by Jon on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Proud to Be a Democrat

A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their ...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Georgie

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well, he was an honest guy, you know? He wasn't going to lie to a little kid.-George ...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

Suggestion

A Suggestion George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:38:00 PST

New Rules by Bill Maher

I wanted to post this funny New Rule from a book I just got done reading by Bill Maher....trust me, its a funny read: OrificePolitics NEW RULE Fucking around the office is not a reason to lose your jo...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST