About Me

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i figured it was about time i changed my little... statement. i still cannot stand the way people eat, but i have gained enough control not to smack someone in the middle of their dinner.
i have now moved back to Sacramento with Emily. we live in a great house with Christine... finally. i have a new job as the head chef of a catering company. nothing can ever compare to working with my Bar Marmont crew, but i am enjoying it. i do miss living near James, Kris, and Alicia... and of course my sisters. but i couldn't handle the people of LA or the traffic or the cost of living. Sacramento suits me. Emily and i have a new addition to the family... she is a german shep cleverly named Whiskey. Whiskey is almost a year old now (3.30.08) and just learning how to swim. she makes me smile everyday and i love my little girl.
other than that... shoot... i am capicorn through and through. the kitchen, my family, and friends are my life... and i am damn happy with that.
it's good to be back.

My Interests

.."600"> my girls, basketball, and going out.

I'd like to meet:

alyssa milano while she is giving jennifer garner a rub down with jamie prestley video taping in the corner

Music:

all kinds, i guess. but my cd player usually has ani, outkast, jurassic 5, sublime or BEP

I'm looking for the kind of wisdom that can be obtained by going to bars and consuming vast amounts of whiskey

Movies:

'boondocks saints' is a must see. my favorite by far. my 2nd favorite is 'equilibrium'. if you randomly come up to me and start talking to me about either of these movies... you are in. say anything else, i can't promise anything. sorry bout it.
other movies i dig are: usual suspects, reservoir dogs, and of course any of my home movies

Television:

i don't watch a lot of television anymore. but if you were to ask my friends a year ago, they would've said i watch entirely too much law & order. i love comedy central... chappelle show, drawn together, crank yankers... all that shit cracks me up

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Books:

i really only read stephen king books. its good shit. but i feel very strong about my 'guide to the crazies'. you would find it in bookstores under 'Queer Astrology for Women'. anyone i have looked in that book to pull reference for, has fit it to a T. buy it, it will be the best thing you ever do.

Heroes:

my sisters

My Blog

Sac vs. LA

driving home from a friends house tonight on the 99... before you hit the 80, you see downtown Sac. there are about 6 (at most) tall buildings on the horizon. from a distance, there is a building that...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:26:00 PST

gay capicorns

so i just read this...DID YOU KNOW THAT...Gay Capricorn are strangely attracted to Aries and Libra, and often develop complex feelings for Cancer and Capricorn. Gay Capricorn most incompatible signs a...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:56:00 PST

Massive recall on '07 pugs

probably one of the funniest things i have ever read! please click on the link below...Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px ...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

probably why i have a hard time sleeping alone...

Find your own pose!...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:38:00 PST

Ingredients to a successful art night...

ingredients to a successful art night... 1. rasberry pancakes, eggs, bacon, and broccoli 2. beer cow-zies 3. zoo pals 4. mickey mouse gloves 5. playlist produced by james 6. magical moments 7. ...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST

all my extra pictures in albums...

for anyone that reads a bulletin that i post reguarding pictures from my digital camera that i have posted on my page... the way to get to those is to 1) go to my profile. 2) scroll to the 'who i woul...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:20:00 PST

homeward bound...

So I've decided to move... I'm sorry if this is the first time you are hearing about this but it's only cuz I didn't want to make a big deal of it. On top of that, I hate goodbyes and I'm not ashamed ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

my background image...

so let me explain... i know it seems a little weird for me to put a pick of me and my ex girlfriend up as my background image but it is just an expression of my feelings that she is free. im sorry tha...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:17:00 PST

Now accepting applications!

Now Taking Applications. Girlfriend application- All applications are accepted and put on file. Please copy and paste this in an e-mail, fill it out and send it to me. ;) Whats your Name...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST

a toast to my buddy, chris...

here's to the women we love here's to the women that love us. if the women we love don't love us, fuck HER and here's to us!!! cheers chris!!! ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:39:00 PST