Adventures in Dog-Walking |
One of my favorite things about living in an apartment is walking the dog. Not only do I get to snicker at neighbors doing a walk of shame, I get to observe and interact with my community. Lance's f...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
Colliding with Adulthood |
Hello, children! I realize it has been a great long while since I posted a blog. I also realize you probably didn't notice. But I don't hold it against you. We're all busy. To summerize the last six ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:22:00 GMT |
No way... |
From The Kansas City Star, March 13:
"Authorities in Gardner are investigating reports that a city employee dressed in a penguin suit heckled elementary school basketball players and later quarreled w...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:31:00 GMT |
Shelley, 1 |
Giant cloud of toxic-looking gas, 0. Oh yeah, bitch! I didn't die a chemical death today, which ranks as my #1 accomplishment. (A chemical plant exploded, for those of you not i...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
I'm Martha Friggin' Stewart! |
I made dinner tonight! No, seriously. I totally did. And it wasn't even boxed, frozen, or pre-packaged. Totally from scratch. Well, mostly. Thanks, Rachel Ray.
On t...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
DINK and loving it |
I haven't posted a blog in awhile. It occurred to me how exceedingly masturbatory blogging really is. But (without pursuing the metaphor) I'm bored.
So I got on kind of a bab...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:11:00 GMT |
Ode to Army Life |
Yes, I drink Starbucks lattes
And drive an SUV.
Yes, I prefer CNN
To MSNBC.
Yes, I am an Army wife,
But I hate country music.
When they sing 'bout kickin' Arab ass,
Hold me backI just might lose it.
...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:50:00 GMT |
If you have a dog... |
You'll understand. I had to run an errand today. I left the doggy with grandma. When I got home, grandma came out to the car yelling that the doggy ran away. If you know anythi...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:55:00 GMT |
Employed! |
After taking some "time off" in Arizona (read: which uniform looks better on me? Target or Denny's?), I am once again gainfully employed, a contributing member of society, etc. And what, y...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
Just So's You Knows |
Peace, we outta here. U-Haul is loaded and ready to go bright and early tomorrow AM. Depressingly enough, it has been downright chilly this week. I understand this is not the case in...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:20:00 GMT |
