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Mark Reiss

About Me

Just because youre smart doesnt mean you cant act stupid.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fozzie Bear. Hmm, Flash Gordon would be cool. So would Freddie Mercury. Oh and Charlie Chaplin. Yeah and also real people who are still alive and have a myspace to contact me. That would be fairly helpful.

My Blog

Comedy (part XVII)

So, the summer's over. I'm back in the comedy epicenter of the Western Hemisphere: Williamsburg, Virginia. Hilarity here is so abundant you have to wade through it like a thick fog. It's such an inspi...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:08:00 GMT

Comedy (part XVI)

This post is mainly just a way for me to say to all 3 of my fans, "Hey. How's it going? I'm still alive. Are you?" Things at the club are going great. I work regularly, get consistant laughs, and last...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Comedy (part XV)

I've been home from school for about a month now. Actually, a bit less than that, but I go back on Monday. This past break has been full of opportunities for me, especially this past week. I finally g...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:35:00 GMT

Comedy (part XIV)

It's been a while. Not much going on except 3 weeks ago, I was in town and hosted the show. The headliner was Mike Armstrong. Mike was doing an HBO special at Ceasar's Palace the next week, Letterman ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:18:00 GMT

Comedy (part XIII)

I just got the news tonight that I have been chosen to become a Wiseacres All-pro. I am no longer just another open mic-er. I am now a fucking professional comedian (I think). Well, a paid comedian.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Comedy (part XII)

Looking back I realized that all the blogs Ive posted are kind of gay, this one not withstanding. They're somewhat pretentious and overall boring to read. I guess I'll only post one of these things th...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:01:00 GMT

Comedy (part XI)

Ok, so here's the deal. For the past few weeks, wait scratch that. This entire summer, I have done nothing but new material. Every single time I have been up on stage, new jokes were spewing out of my...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:42:00 GMT

Comedy (part X)

This entry is going to be short and sweet. Sorry, but I sold my soul by planning on waking up early to show up for a job interview. Like, a real job. None of this fake shit. So, Wiseacres. Yeah, it wa...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 21:58:00 GMT

Comedy (part IX)

So, tonight was the first time Ive done comedy since March. I just got back from school and I was anxious to try out some of the new stuff Ive been toying around with in my mind. I would have gone out...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 19:46:00 GMT

Comedy (part VIII)

I think this will be my first update that doesnt involve me actually going to a club. All this shit was via phone.   So, last night was Passover, and I couldnt make it home. I ended up calling my...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:32:00 GMT