SOME REDNECK STOLE MY CAMERA |
now i know why i never go to fucking whiskey tango's. i just bought a digital camera this year for about $200. went to amy's 30th birthday bash and some stupid ass, bitch fucking, cock jug...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:07:00 GMT |
Strawberry Shortcake Big Boat Race....Boonville Style |
The second annual, but not really annual, Strawberry Shortcake Big Boat Race is scheduled for early August 2007. Competitors are:
The Peculiar Purple Piemen from Porcupine Peak (a rat ta tat ta ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:27:00 GMT |
i hate getting kicked out of karaoke bars |
so.............cody mac and i went out this evening to celebrate social work appreciation month. he kicked my ass in bowling....then we decided to join the audience in the karaoke bar. thi...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:52:00 GMT |
tainted peanut butter |
following the news release that a bazillion jars of tainted PB were distributed to Wallie Worlds, i curiously checked my jar of peter pan creamy. apparently, i am in possession of a jar of taint...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:24:00 GMT |
Bulemia |
Okay, all. I'm tired of being a fat ass and having no choice but to shop at Lane Bryant. I have jumped on a band wagon and taking a bumpy journey down the long road of weight loss. T...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:34:00 GMT |
Girls Night Out |
So I'm incredibly excited about the girls night out that I have planned with my co-workers and those who are too good for Jackson County. (Jeanie Beanie-HIJean!) I know my stupid sister be...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 15:56:00 GMT |
My Boonville Makeover |
How stupid can one person get? I think I am the record holder for number of retarded ways that a single person can injure themselves. So, I'm out having dinner and drinks last night...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:50:00 GMT |
