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About Me

Composed of Dragonflies, Katydids, and chewed up kids.

Devendra Banhart - Shake Sugaree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2PF7You9w



Teenager 'pony'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF-QuXEumsg



Western Spaghetti
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....



Layout by CoolChaser Background from flickr user

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My DoppelgangerYACHT - Summer Song

Yacht - I Luv A Computer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gofLn93z18

Zach Galifianakis' Second Absolut Vodka Ad featuring Tim & Eric
JUSTICE vs SIMIAN "We are your friends"

My Blog

The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom & Gomorrah)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg Way fucking better than Sunday School.  
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:55:00 GMT

Dear A&W...

I understand that you don't want to pay for competent, reliable help, but could you at least hire people who understand English well enough to comprehend the difference between the words "shrimp" and ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Human nature is to abuse power if power is unchecked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW9PulYpjGs
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:54:00 GMT

I hope you choke on your holiday cheer.

Christmas is like having blood drawn -- it's uncomfortable yet necessary.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:25:00 GMT

I dont like you, but I love you.

It's 3 a.m. and I'm smoking out my bedroom window, freezing my right arm off in an effort to keep the smell of stale cigarettes from saturating the rest of the house. The view from up here is darkened...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:47:00 GMT

Fuck you, Myspace! You fuckin’ scummy ass slag!

Because of copyright infringement or some political bullshit, myspace has deleted my project playlist from my profile. To that I say, suck my hairy muff, give the music to the people!
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:12:00 GMT

Workn my face off!

So I just gobbled down four midol pills at once (which is not the recommened dose, FYI) and I have to say, this is by far the best legal buzz I've ever had while working! Hooray for ephedrin...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:45:00 GMT

I didnt intend for this to happen, and now the birds are chirping.

It's now 6:00 a.m. and I am still EFFED UP! I'm watching some shitty ass MTV show about two young teens who have decided to get married -- BY JOICE! Which makes me really appreciate our country's anit...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:59:00 GMT

The responsible shouldering the irresponsible

I'm EFFIN' sick of it!
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:29:00 GMT

Woth while insight into the world of Wedgies, Snuggies and Gotch Pulls

I've come to the conclusion that once you pass a certain age you lose all feeling in your ass. I base this theory entirely on the fact that old people alwyas seem to have their pants perfectly wedged ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 14:24:00 GMT