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elizabeth

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About Me



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i always say inappropriate things. i can't help it. they are just "there" sometimes, and no one else will say them so i feel like i have to. then everyone looks at me funny. i picked my name when i was five.i love watching people. i think they are facinating. i have a weird sense of humor. i laugh a lot. sometimes i am the life of the party, sometimes i like to just stay home and curl up with a good book. i'm pretty honest so if you are easily offended, i warned you. i love having adventures and trying new things. oh, and apparently i'm trouble.

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My Interests

touching people, movies, kung fu, art, rocks, photography, painting, swimming in my pool, drawing, funny laughs, puzzles, long walks on the beach, bad tv, looking at the stars, shaking my booty, road trips, mah jong, riding bikes, rock-n-roll and oh so much more.

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elizabeth

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Music:

pixies, atom and his package, the ramones, joni mitchell, prince, the clash, modest mouse, the cure, bjork, miles davis, duran duran, lou reed, the beastie boys, built to spill, outkast, sunny day real estate, man or astroman, patsy cline, belle and sebastian, the sword, derek and the dominoes, ella fitzgerald, luscious jackson, the police, elvis costello, spoon, madonna, bob dylan, thelonious monk, liz phair, those peabodys, death cab for cutie, the smiths, beck, jack elliot, david bowie, tom waits, dave brubeck, willie nelson, violent femmes, neutral milk hotel, ray charles, flaming lips, ghetto boys, the beatles, superchunk, blur, the pretenders, johnny cash, trans am, jurassic 5, the shins, pj harvey, the crack pipes, rem, blondie, the sundays, and everything else. ....here you go urny, .... and cruiserweight of course.

Movies:

bladerunner, dune, fight club, amelie, big lebowski, royal tenenbaums, better off dead, crash, vertigo, spirited away, pootie tang, being john malkovich, the eye, adaptation, bubble boy, punch drunk love, donnie darko, happy gilmore, ghost world, henry fool, the last unicorn, you me and everyone we know, charade, say anything, alien, lock stock and two smoking barrels, buffalo 66, henry and june, the dark crystal, lost in translation, goonies, the god of cookery, pi, princess bride, thumbsucker, secretary, true romance, el postino, 28 days later, the english patient, bowling for columbine, velvet goldmine, pollack, american splendor, eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, the triplets of belleville, y tu mama tambien, shaun of the dead, the cooler, garden state, napolean dynomite, kill bill 1 & 2, danny deckchair, stranger than fiction, and kung fu movies. the scariest movie i ever saw: the hills have eyes, okay i was 12 but it was on tv in the afternoon and it scared the shit out of me. i think the weirdest movie i've seen was the forbidden zone. cool but weird.

Television:

i'm addicted to bad tv: magnum pi, any law and order, csi. i also like sopranos, sex and the city, six feet under, band of brothers, forensic files, cold case files, south park, chapelle show, family guy, comedy central in general. FIREFLY! okay i admit it, i watch pbs (british comedies, masterpiece theater, doctor who, and MYSTERY!). i blame my mom. and i get sucked into the history channel for hours. my new obsession is lost. and greys anatomy. BSG is the best show ever. ok, maybe not, but i can't get enough of it. i find myself watching the travel channel and daydreaming alot lately.

Books:

too many to list. here's a few of my favorites: geek love, love in the time of cholera, the wind-up bird chronicle, naked lunch, a swiftly tilting planet, the harry potter books, tropic of cancer, slaughter house five, the child from the sea, the sound and the fury, the time traveler's wife, i can't win, american splendor, the tales of the otori, THE SHADOW OF THE WIND. i also love mysteries.

Heroes:

lenny bruce, henry miller, diane arbus, ts elliot.

My Blog

VEGAS!

i am so excited! we are going to las vegas in two weeks. i've never been. well i've been to the las vegas airport. i don't think that counts. i plan to have a great fucking time.
Posted by elizabeth on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

what now?

i got up early to clean the house before our landlord came over. after cleaning furiously for a couple hours( dog+mud+live oak pollen= big mess), i find out she's not coming till thursday. have phones...
Posted by elizabeth on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

procrastination.

we moved into a new house. its great. we love it. i'm trying to unpack and get things organized and put away. the kitchen went well. my clothes are another story. there is still a big pile hidden in t...
Posted by elizabeth on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

so very tired

so many things have happened this year.  i'm exhausted.  i need a vacation.  its been a year since my last trip anywhere.  my classes are almost over so my schedule won't...
Posted by elizabeth on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

it's official!!

i am enrolled in the summer session. in three months i will be a licensed massage therapist. so get your free massages in now.
Posted by elizabeth on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

its been a long two weeks.

my family was here for a week. it was great but very exhausting. i have the greatest boyfriend. he helped me stay sane. so did my brother. he did make me crazy as well. that's the irony of our relatio...
Posted by elizabeth on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

J-O-B spells job

I GOT A JOB!!!!! Thanks to Joy! I also enroll in massage school tomorrow.  I can't wait to start both!  Things are looking up. 
Posted by elizabeth on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST

boredom and happiness

i am so happy right now but i really need something to DO!!! i can't start massage training until march so i need a job in the meantime. but i want something i will really enjoy and that hop...
Posted by elizabeth on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST

ice is fun

on the way home last night, i tried skating with my car. its interesting but i wouldn't recomend it. luckily i didn't hit anything (the median, the abandoned car i was trying to get aro...
Posted by elizabeth on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST

doing nothing is fabulous

i have a day off.  there are so many possibilities. the day could go in so many different directions.  its nice to not know whats going to happen. 
Posted by elizabeth on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:35:00 PST