Rule Number One. I am an Asshole. Keep this in mind at all times.
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I wear black clothes in a house with shedding pets. I consider this to be a metaphor for my entire existence.
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I do not dance. Period.
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I flip off inanimate objects and small animals.
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I like Spaghetti-O's cold and straight out of the can.
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I ride the fine line between the morally sound and the criminally insane.
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I have a song playing in my head at all times. Sometimes even multiple songs at the same time. This has its advantages and disadvantages.
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I have several T-shirts that I wore in high school, and still wear them on a regular basis. I am okay with this.
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I love beer.
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I will eat almost anything. This does not exclude people.
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Sleep is a waste of time. I wish it were recreational instead of required, like sex.
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While there are exceptions to every rule, I generally despise country, hip-hop, and "Top 40" Pop music. Get over it.
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I often swear out loud for no particular reason.
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I am generally quiet and introverted, until I get drunk. Then I become a hyper 14 year old who likes to tell stories.
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My two major intrests in life are Music and Cars. Everything else is just fluff.
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If needs be, I can sleep thru anything. I also don't like to type the word through.
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While I enjoy working on my own cars, it does not mean I know how to fix your car, nor do I give a fuck.
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You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
