Alright here is the new version of who I am, and trust me all of this is true and doesn't need to be embellished. OK, I just moved to Fishers at the beginning of August. For some unforeseen reason I still don't have cable in my house, f@$k you Comcast, and i'm getting ready to shoot off my face. My internet just got established within the past week, thanks again to the jack asses at Comcast for holding that up to. Since I have had my internet back on I have promptly gotton the flu and have felt like shit since then, but let's not loom on such matters.
I might as well get these out about me because if you ever meet me and any of my good friends are around they will request that I tell you these stories. The stories they are referring to are: The Belly Button Lint Story(...Alot of alcohol involved in that story! The other would be about me taking a deuce in my friends bathroom(in high school) and the toilet was sitting in the middle of the room and not even close to being connected, and yet I didn' catch on to that!
So, as you can see I have a wild and exciting life that amazes me everyday. I have always said that if you could spend just a few minutes inside my brain you would come out completely screwed up, and I couldn't blame you. My life is a whirlwind and I love it. I am extremely outgoing and love to have a blast damn near all the time. I love my friends like my family and they are incredibly special to me in each of their own ways. I live with sarcasm in my life due to the fact that alot of people out there are morans and can't establish reality from fantasy. I'm really easy to get along with and that will never change. Though my best friend and I have determined that I am in fact getting crankier in my older life right now, but it's just another aspect of me that makes me what I am. I'm in the stages of trying to quit smoking and it's going well for me, but I wouldn't mind toking on one from time to time to ease myself. People always say that they can't figure me out and that's quite alright with me, because most of the time I can't figure myself out but i'm sure one hell of a good time to be around. Thanks for your time.... Matt....Hell most of my friends call me Irv!!!
