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myspace contact table and Myspace premade layouts from spacepimping.comNotes to self:(Scroll on notepad to read all) 1 It's illegal to stab some one for being an idiot. 2 Remember that grass is taking over the world, *looks around suspiciously* havent you noticed its everywere? 0_0 3 DO NOT obey the voice in your head, she just wants to c u naked -_- 4 Do not tell small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood 5 Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions 6 Every hour on the hour, yell "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE PREP STUDENTS ARE COMING!" 7 Remember..numbers are evil. count in clovers. 8 The mirror is not a portal into another realm. Stop running into it 9 Do not use LOLCATS jokes in real-life. Most people still don’t know about them yet. Ordering your lunch at the drive-through window with “I C4n H4z CHEEzburGER?”, for instance. 10 Quit being surprised every time you hear about a new sex fetish you’ve never heard of. Get used to the fact that the human race, currently at 6.3 billion, has 6.3 billion ways to enjoy sex, and some of those ways will involve crowbars, magnetic coils, slugs, Care Bears, Michael Jackson, mortar shells, balloons, and cake frosting. Sometimes even all at the same time. 11 Google doesn’t like it when you use it to search for Google. There’s a limit to how patient even a machine can be. 12 .. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

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I wrote it in 9th grade.I've shown you what you've done,By pulling the trigger of this gunBringing my life to an end.Yet, I'm sure you'll pretend,That this isn't the end,And that it's a fucked up drea...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:24:00 GMT