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Who is Jarvis you ask?? Jarvis is a stud, Jarvis is a living legend. I am the 9th wonder of the world. Jarvis has 1 mission in life, and thats 2 STYLE and PROFILE. It is so hard to be humble when your Jarvis Revis. GQ magazine calls me every month and ask me what I am wearing. Last night as I walked out of work, woman were gathered around and they were all saying here comes the boss, and Bruce Springsteen was no where 2 be seen. WHOO!!. The other day a group of kids came up to me and said,"Sir I wanna be like you, I wanna dress just like you", and I told those little bastards, HEY, If you work hard enough,save your money,pray and stay focus, then you 2 can acheive complete JARVONESS. Thank You all.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jarvo Revo
Birthday: March 24th 1988
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Birthplace: Hospital I hope
Current Location: Garbage can, Very nice garbage can
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: about 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I switch up to trick people
Your Heritage: Afro-AmericanO- 2% Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mocks
Your Weakness: Ladies, Cars and midgets
Your Fears: Midgets and report cards
Your Perfect Pizza: Homerunn Inn Cheese and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop Drinking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Laugh My Ass Off
Thoughts First Waking Up: Will I bring sexy back today, HELL YES!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Beer Belly
Your Bedtime: 10:00, yeah you laugh but im rested
Your Most Missed Memory: How can I remember it if its a lost memory? What a dumb question
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds #9 with a oreo mcflurry (Oh baby)
Single or Group Dates: Group, more stuff to do and talk about
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, 3 creams, 4 sugar.
Do you Smoke: I like Cigars
Do you Swear: FUCK NO, WHAT THE SHIT. DAMN
Do you Sing: YES!!, JarvOlicious, my body so Delicious
Do you Shower Daily: Naw, just a shitload of polo green will get the job done
Have you Been in Love: Yes twice, with a 2003 Cadillac Deville DHS, and a 06 Mercedes SL500
Do you want to go to College: Not really, rather work
Do you want to get Married: Sure why not, but she better not come between me and my cars
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes when im standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I mean Justin Timberlake did make a song about me
Are you a Health Freak: NAW, I know im gonna die of a heart attack, I just hope it doesnt happend today
Do you get along with your Parents: My Dad Yes, my mom........... most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah good sleeping weather
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES, and no I dont have a problem
In the past month have you Smoked: Do cigars count
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, I will never do drugs, they are stupid. You can spend that money on polo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Of course look at me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, Expressman and polo. What a great combination
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos come in Boxes?? And where can I find this "BOX"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but I have been to long john silver. LOL
In the past month have you been on Stage: I cant say I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, Look at me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I dont have to steal, im loaded
Ever been Drunk: Im drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: 1 time when I gave a homeless guy a dollar and took it back
Ever been Beaten up: Naw, Ill just put you in the figure 4, Ric Flair on your ass
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: With a HOT girl on top of me, I will have a heart attack
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Secratary of state employee
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany so I can drive on the Autobahn and ITALY of course
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue is hot, but I dont care Ill be looking elsewhere
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter, just no crazy ass purple or green
Short or Long Hair: Long more than short
Height: No tall freaks and please no midgets
Weight: Can you say Jessica Alba
Best Clothing Style: Polo shirt, Skirt, Pearls, High heels and a purse. (OH BABY)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: lot
Number of Piercings: lot
Number of Tattoos: none now, after I get my Cadillac I want a caddy tattoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Im gonna say 7
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