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Boy Wonder

I'm always pulling the rug out from under me

About Me

If you're gonna have phone sex, don't use a rotary phone. My penis always gets stuck in the nine...US Marine Staff Sergeant and damned proud of it... I love America, but hate politicians, enjoy bourbon but loath drunkards, get a rush out of swimming biking and running but detest getting off the couch to change channels... and so on

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My Interests

Tattoos, kung fu, art in all forms, asian film, writing music

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't trying to hook up with me through myspace. ein Tag fällt diese Wand unten

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
2
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
There can be only one!!! I'm coming for you you S.O.B.

Music:

Lucero, Ben Folds, Billy Idol, Sinatra, Sam Bush, Bill Monroe, , Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, The Dan Band, Noise Ratchett, Jack Johnson, Pantera, Suicidal Tendancies, Incubus, Tony Bennett "swingin on a star", John Mayer, David Gray, Dogwood, Adema, the stuff that my mom and her friends listened to when I was growing up, beastie boys, Acid Bath, Portishead, PVD, AFI, Jets to Brazil, The Getup Kids, Alkaline Trio, Tool, Huey Lewis and The News, Kenny Loggins, Talking Heads, The Donnas

Movies:

Anything Shaw Brothers; 5 Deadly Venoms, Kid with the Golden Arms, Invincible Pole Fighter, Big Trouble in Little China, Volcano High, Iron Monkey, Full Time Killers, Office Space, Space Balls, Snatch, Fight Club, Freddy Got Fingered, X2, 50 first dates, anything Edward Norton has been in.... oh and The Rivers Edge which was one of Keaneu Reeves' first movies, not one whoa in the whole thing. Closer, The Jacket, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers, Anchorman, My Wife the Gangster, The Eye, The Eye 2, Hero, The Robocop Trilogy, Boondock Saints, Talladega Nights

Television:

The Simpsons, Discovery TLC Animal Planet, MXE, Iron Chef, Heroes, Battlestar Gallactica, The Dresden Files, Cold Case, CSI and CSI NY, the Miami one loses me because of Heratio that guy just seems too weird even for CSI.

Books:

Orson Scott Card's Ender Series, Snow Crash, Instant Physics, What Einstein Didn't Know, Kim, I Robot, The Naked Sun

Heroes:

Louis B Puller, Moms who put their kids first, dad's who pay their child support and actually support their kids with more than money, both Grandpas, the guy who picks up my trash and goes home feeling good about himself. George John Dasch: if you don't know then look him up... not an American citizen but he foiled the plots of a Nazi sabotage group during WWII because he believed in America...

My Blog

Phone number

So I went running this morning and it started thunderstorming while I was out, my phone is screwed so I have to order a new one, send me your number so I can put it in my phone, either send it to me o...
Posted by Boy Wonder on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST

Moving

So in case people didn't know. I'm moving soon. Well for like 6 months. Temporary Job oportunity, not having to deal with drunk people. I'll be back though, Louisville hasn't gotten rid of me yet. Or ...
Posted by Boy Wonder on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

And that's my luck

So this week is exactly 12 weeks before my triathlon and I'm sick.... WTF!!! I haven't swam or ran this week and the only place I rode my bike to was work the other day which is like a mile... whoooo ...
Posted by Boy Wonder on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST