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Laura The Super-Amazing

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About Me

There's a void where my heart used to be...What is there to know about me? I like art, money, and music. I like being immature and I have mood swings. I've never needed to be in a fight, but I imagine that I'd fight dirty and unfair. Mostly because if I didn't, I'd be a tiny Laura puddle.I say words like Rawr, Rah!, Grrr, Meh? And anything that's a cuss word is probably something you'll hear me say at least seventeen times in ten minutes. Along with crude sex jokes about your mom.And when I'm not joking about banging your mom, I'm probably just talking about any sex, like my first time, the time from last week, or hypothetical sex situations. Because I'm a nypmh.I just want to live life the way I want to, and be remembered for it. I want people to know me and respect that I was an individual. Because, well, not to be vain, but I demand that it be known that I'M FUCKING AMAZING.

My Interests

music, Mountain Dew, tattoos, hanging out with friends, talking on the phone, photography, and being a complete douche bag. ..

I'd like to meet:

(Don't forget to scroll down to see all the videos... There are nine of them in that tiny box!)

Whoever created this thing... and MARRY THEM. Or just seduce them, drug them, and steal this thing from them for myself.
Escape The Fate . If you haven't heard them, check out the link right now. Seriously. NOW.

Saosin. They're pretty cool. If I could meet them, and their former-memb Anthony Green, that'd be sweet.
The Free Hugs guy. This video is heartwarming, I remember watching it a long time ago, it reminds me of old friends.

Nature Living . Silly Japanese band. They don't speak English very well, but they rock pretty hard and they sound great.
Paramore. I love this band. They have this tiny little redhead, and she's got this huge voice. I love it.

This song just gets stuck in my head, with its silly guitar sounds. I love it on Guitar Hero, on this music video, and in my head.
Another song that gets stuck in my head. Thanks, Guitar Hero, now I want to sell my soul to play guitar like that.

Maximum the Hormone. They're odd, I heard their song watching some late night anime called "Death Note." I like it.
Stuff I want:(Feel free to give 'em to me)
Army Boots
Canon Rebel XT
Clothes; I always have to dress nice for work, so more fancy clothes are good.
DVDs, I love movies and seasons of awesome shows.
Money for tattoos... lots of 'em.
Motorcycle jacket, because I look badass in one.
Scooter
Shiatsu Massaging Chair. 'Cause they kick ass.

My friend Kasha is trying to start up a magazine. But before she can do that, she needs you to check out this Myspace/online magazine NOW! She's still looking for workers to make banners and rally support. Go there now!

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Music:

A Day To Remember, Blink182, Bloodhound Gang, Boys Like Girls, Bullet for my Valentine, Cartel, Chiodos, Dashboard Confessional, Deftones, ESCAPE THE FATE, Ever We Fall, Flyleaf, Freezepop, From First To Last, Hellogoodbye, H.I.M., Imminent Domain, Interpol, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lit, Made Avail, My Chemical Romance, Nature Living, NeedFire, Nine Inch Nails, Paramore, Plain White T's, Postal Service, Rehab, Rise Against the Machine, Saosin, Senses Fail, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tatu, The Almost, The Meices, The Starting Line, The Used, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Thrice, Trivium, Underoath, Vendetta Red ..

Movies:

Amelie, Empire Records, Fight Club, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Idiocracy, Interview with the Vampire, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Mallrats, Meet Joe Black, Princess Mononoke, Resident Evil, Run Lola Run, Snatch, Tank Girl, The Fifth Element, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Unico, Young Frankenstein, the Harry Potter movies, all Jay & Silent Bob movies ..

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boondocks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Death Note, Eureka Seven, Family Guy, FullMetal Alchemist, Futurama, Ghost in the Shell, Law & Order SVU, Metalocalypse, Nip/Tuck, Perfect Hair Forever, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, South Park, That 70's Show, The Simpsons ..

Books:

Hitchhiker's Series by Adams Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie Zombie Survival Guide by Brooks Southern Vampire Series by Harris Redwall by Brian Jacques Phantom of the Opera by Leroux Wicked by Gregory Maguire Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling ..

My Blog

Being on my own is kinda gay

I really wish I had Internet. Then I wouldn't have to sit between Shamu and this really weird guy in the library.... I'm trying to find insurance, becauseI can't find tags for my car without it. I can...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:03:00 PST

The Right Girl?

A game of twenty one questions got me thinking about something... if I were to find the right girl? That would be interesting. I think guys are a little too complicated, especially the ones I've been ...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:07:00 PST

People in Asia are so much more hardcore.

Seriously, man.Listen to Maximum the Hormone.  They have this song called Zetsubou Billy.And listen to Nightmare.  "Alumina" is a good song, try finding it.It's awesome.Japanese screamo is s...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:25:00 PST

I need to paint again.

Not just regular painting on the small canvas. I mean, big slabs of canvas with big slobs of paint.And drawing. Sculpture. Photography. Mural. The whole shebang.I've been wanting to for awhile now, bu...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

Bored.

It’d be cool to go to more parties. Or just hang out somewhere that isn’t my house.Blegh.
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

I need new friends.

Not necessarily to replace the old ones, but just some more friends, some newer friends. Everybody I know has a life that seems to magically revolve around a schedule different fro...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST

Pissy

People and their assumptions get me so pissed off it makes me shake and make the veins in my neck and temples twitch.
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

New Years Resolutions...

I think if you only have one resolution, it wouldn't be much of an accomplishment if you did it. And then, if you fail to keep it, then you pretty much just WASTED a year.So I make ten.And fail about ...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST

GIVE ME YOUR OLD CONVERSE SHOES.

There's this crazy chick I know in Australia that loves shitty old Converse.  She collects them and will pay awesome cash for it. Last year she gave me $100 for my oldest, shittiest shoes. She th...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

I have a job!

Had it for a week now.  I'm now in Retail.  Fancy department store retail.  I'm not working in a specific department yet, but after training, I might work in teen girl clothing or in me...
Posted by Laura The Super-Amazing on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST