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Dirt Jack Banjo Sprockets

how can i save the planet when i cant even save my wife from getting slugged by her husband

About Me

i love...... my mom, your wife, the devil, me bitch...!

My Interests

vegetarianism, asian midgets, veganism, nirvana, kurt cobain, elliott smith, goldfish, picnics, communism, hardcore, bowling, a nice pair of slacks,beer, booze, wine, hooch, chewing tobacco, toasters, toe socks, miss cleo, gold teeth, being wierd, tattoos, lindsay lohan, guitar, pretending i know what im talking about, camels, my big toe, kevins side burns, kevin smith, boys, the beatles, internet career advice, reading, code words, little animals, fluffy things, tofu, children, corn, children of the corn, salty peices of land, toilet paper, my best friend max, amoeba's, textbooks, brand new tires, fuzzy boots, trailer parks, eskimos, jazz flute, family guy, windows of opportunity, girls, girls, tattoos, piercings, hats, art, paint, finger paint, water sports, blood play, circular saws, collecting teeth, beards, bearded women, objectifying women, objectifying objects, astronomy, scientology, bruce willis, genetics

I'd like to meet:

elliott smith

Music:

elliott smith, heatmiser, nirvana, simon and garfunkle, bright eyes, the good life, ima robot, elliott smith, cattle decapitation, fear before the march of flames, jimmy buffett, jimi hendrix, the doors, grateful dead, the beatles, meshugga, ainmatter, cradle of filth, primus, between the buried and me, hopesfall, shadowsfall, the who, the police, billy idol, B52's, madonna, cindy lauper, blind melon, alice in chains, smashing pumpkins, diecide, despised icon, nine inch nails, system of a down, TOOL, elliott smith, prince, poison the well, Q and not U, the blood brothers, the locust, the chariot, this is heavy, every time i die, the bled, kinison, murder by death, elliott smith, bob dylan, max,id fuck the shit out of kelly clarkson, radiohead, elliott smith, tom petty, tom waits, cream, CCR, crosby stills nash & young, gwar, black dahlia murder, murder comes in rows, hes a moth,trivium, chimaira, dragonforce, rx bandits, john butler trio, dwight,

Movies:

donnie darko, clockwork orange, eternal sunshine, fight club, anchorman, seven, a night at the roxberry, memento, frailty, identity, pauly shore is dead, slc punk, kids, gummo, debbie does dallas, i dream of jenna, monster cocks in tiny asians, ass-pirations, cum swappers, the gift, almost famous, detroit rock city, natural born killers, house of 1000 corpses, devils rejects, texas chainsaw massacre, saw, hostel, spun, requiem for a dream, blow, last days, wassup rockers,

Television:

i dont watch too much tv, usually the news, but i dig on family guy, the simpsons, robot chicken, andy milonakis show, man show, trigger happy tv, reno 911, da ali g show

Books:

not the bible. philosophy. I don't know how to read

Heroes:

elliott smith

My Blog

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HeUixe_Lpg ...
Posted by Dirt Jack Banjo Sprockets on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:51:00 PST

tarantula mouth

OK...... Pump "N" Pak, Douglas Wyoming. Right as I was leaving the rest stop where the squealing pigs were, the truck hauling them left right after me, and i thought of running them off the road, but ...
Posted by Dirt Jack Banjo Sprockets on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

pigs going to die

Orin junction rest stop....... nowhere, Wyoming. I vaguely remember stopping here with my grandparents and cousin on a road trip to montana years ago when my grandma was still "All there" she's dead n...
Posted by Dirt Jack Banjo Sprockets on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:20:00 PST