David Sugarmeyer

As you can see I'm quite the equestrian. My most prized possession is Felipe, my mini-horse. He's about the size of a beagle and acts like one too! He even sleeps at the foot of my bed. He can roll over, play dead, fetch, and last night I taught him the electric slide. He'll be adorable this Christmas when I fashion him with a new set of golden horse shoes. Anyway you may have heard of me from my work in the independent film circuit. I'm most noted for my award-winning roles is such films as Clocktower Brigade, Midnight at New Orleans, and Caterpillar's Mustache, but the highlight of my career was in 1994 when I received my Academy Award for Best Actor for my acclaimed role as a war veteran with multiple personalities in Featherdust Mahogany. However, I was really impressed with Tom Hanks' rendition of Forrest Gump that year so I refused to accept the award. Talk to me any time and we'll discuss current events like the latest horse breeds and the current downfall of the Hollywood Film Industry.