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ok so where do i begin... well the first thing i rember is this really big mean dude who liked to pick on kids or something. cause i remeber he hung me upside down by my feet and slapped my ass. i also think was gay cause he didn't say 'good game.' But he got me breathing for the first time so i kinda forgave him...kinda ----------------------------------------------------- well maybe thats going too far back. so ya today im living in the most incredible city in the world. i mean how many cities out there have a 50% possibility of someone gettin out of a speeding ticket because the officer has to respond to a shooting. and for those who like to have fun there are like, 3 bars in this town. yeah seriously 3!!! i mean with these kind of options its a wonder how i ever come to a decision. ok ok i know your dieing to live here. and there's is a good chance you might get shot and killed once you do move here. so its a win win situation. but enough about the best city in the world. --------------------------------------------------------- so yeah back to me i graduated from sac state with a degree in accounting. but i was thinking of adding ona minor in underwater basket weaving. in some cultures they would be like top billed lawyers. No to mention in the right villege i would get all the hot bushwomen ass i could handle. seriously i read it in national geographic. but i have a pretty cool gig going on now so i think i should hold off for another year. ----------------------------------------------------------- anyway i luv me a gangsta girl. as long as my boo is strapped with a gat i feel safe on these crazy streets. not that its dangerous here. i mean what exactly do they mean by the city with the highest amount of violent crimes anyway. its just such a padded number. i mean really if you're dealing bunk yayo you should expect to get shot. its just common sence. i dont think they should really count those in a fair tally of violent crimes. ---------------------------------------------------------- anywho i like to have a good time but people say i need to develope a sence of humor, but im like why would i need that when im rich. get this i bought an 8 track for my car last week and if everything goes well im gonna put a beta max player on layaway next week. so how cool is that?