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Melza

"Have you seen my baseball.....?"

About Me

I'm currently lost somewhere underground in a small town called Waitomo. Everday i wake up, hop in my piece of shit car, and cruise to work. Which is where i spend the remainder of the day playing underground in a cave. After work, i generally consume obscene amounts of alcohol, get a bit rowdy, light rabbit huts on fire, play with scissors, and then pass out. Its a difficult lifestyle but someone has to do it. Occasionally, i'll have philosophical moments where i comtemplate things such as why my glass of rum always seems to empty itself, how Robbie Williams became an international popstar, how the popped collar became so fashionable, if there really are prawns at the Prawn Farm or if we were duped into paying $22 to sit around and look stupid with bamboo fishing poles, and if Fish is just incredibly metro or a flaming homosexual.Fiyah GFX myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

Team Tumus, Mullet Hunting, Rum & coke, Caving, Kayaking, Javelina Hunting, Bonfires, the drunken Ruakuri, and stealing boats with my favourite alcoholic...

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, the little japanese kid who won the world hotdog eating championship, and Captain Morgan

Music:

The Shins, Modest Mouse, Jack Johnson, O.A.R., Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, Steve Miller, Elton John, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Beatles, the list goes on....

Movies:

Life is Beautiful, Water, The Green Mile, Stewie: The Untold Story, Super Troopers, and Dumb & Dumber

Television:

Family Guy, Saved By the Bell, Walker Texas Ranger

Books:

The Photographic Kama Sutra

Heroes:

Shawn the Prawn and my Team Tumus associates......and of course MATT-A-SEX-ASAURUS