Jams

So here I am, wasting my life away in front of this computer typing my self description for all to see. I rack my brain trying to come up with some sort of an honest response that could be construed as somewhat comical. The effort is entirely fruitless being that I never really know what to say anyway. I then dwell on the fact that I have nothing to say so in turn I accomplish less than nothing (if possible), making this whole proccess all the more pointless. In a cunning effort to recover from this total waste of time, I make a quick, witty remark.

"Hey, what's up?"

Wow, that was a winner. A quote to go down in history. It makes me think my brain moves so fast that it leaves my mouth (or in this case my fingers) in the dust. You have this extensive vocabulary stored in your mind, this endless amount of what you find to be useless words running through your head all day. Then here it is, the second you need to use one of these words vocally. And.......... *dramatic pause* The word is lost in the vast clutter of your head's grossly disorganized filing system. So what do you do to save face in front of the intellects of your peers? Use the only word that appears to fit the context of the topic of coversation, which just so happens to be the dumbest/least fitting word you can think of. Essentially, in an effort to save face, you just made yourself look like a complete moron.

So that's me. A pointless stream of consiousness that had absolutely nothing to do with anything.

My AIM SN is usdmizumida