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About Me

Just a guy getting on in this crazy world... I may not have many friends, or a ton of myspace "Acquaintances"... but I'm happy with what I do have.
I could sell ice in the winter, I could sell fire in Hell.
I'm a hustler baby, I could sell water to a well.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter cultureRead my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

My Interests


Dane Cook's comedy
Many musical amalgams (Fort Minor, Coheed and Cambria, N.E.R.D., Queen, Beastie Boys, Incubus, Mudvayne, Linkin Park, T.I., Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave/Soundgarden, Jay-Z, etc.)
Kevin Smith movies, The Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars, Bruce Lee and other Kung Fu flicks, The Crow, Troy, and anything starring Ryan Reynolds (greatest comedic timing EVER) or Jennifer Connelly (amazing under-appreciated actress).
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Video Games of all shapes and sizes! Mostly RPGs (Final Fantasy anything) FPSs (Halo, Quake, UT, etc.) and Fighting games (Virtua Fighter, Soul Cailbur, Street Fighter, Tekken, etc.). Currently spending too much money on Rock Band DLC songs, waiting for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and trying to make time for Final Fantasy XI. I've also been stuck in the classics lately (Mega Man, Streets of Rage, and Sonic .).

I'd like to meet:


Possible:
-Kevin Smith
-Stan Lee
-Dane Cook
-Ryan Reynolds
-Bill Gates
-Kevin Pereira
-Morgan Webb
Impossible:
-Bruce Lee
-Jesus
-Freddie Mercury
-Jimi Hendrix

Music:

"Welcome Home" - Live from Hammerstein Ballroom

Add to My Profile | More Videos Best Song Ever in a hacked Guitar Hero 2

Movies:

"Darth Vader vs. The Japanese Police" Most of a seemingly 10 minute Tony Jaa bone-break-a-thon from his new movie "The Protector".

Television:

Ask a Ninja Episode 24: "Thr33"

Books:

One's with pictures... Ultimate X-Men comics basically.
I read books without pictures too... just finished The Bourne Ultimatum and The Da Vinci Code.

My Blog

Linkin Park and Coheed & Cambria rocked my socks off!

Ken and I hopped into the car and started our drive out to downtown Detroit.Ken had forgetten that most of his clothes were in his truck in Taylor, luckily it was on the way ^^ so I got to see where h...
Posted by Chris" on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST

V-Day (Warning: Contains sappy comments! Be advised)

Here I thought that the only thing exciting about this weekend was the Linkin Park/Coheed/Chiodos concert. Boy was I wrong...Valentine's DayBeing Surprised: 10/10 (There has never been a better surpri...
Posted by Chris" on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:38:00 PST

Tired but not sleepy...

Sometimes life can be amazing and turn a crappy outlook into a great week.I never was one for the cliche "They say..." phrases, but I was witness to one of them coming true recently. Happiness is abou...
Posted by Chris" on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

So yeah...

I usually don't dwell on people's motives, but lately I have found myself wondering about these things when people ask me questions.Have you ever been asked a question and paused to think before answe...
Posted by Chris" on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:16:00 PST

Pulp Fiction Interview

After watching Pulp Fiction on Bravo, I noticed a possibly deleted scene that I have never seen before. Mia (Uma Thurman) interviews Vincent (John Travolta) on her camcorder before they head off to di...
Posted by Chris" on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

Survey (and things of that nature)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Christopher Michael WilfongBirthday:December 19thBirthplace:Royal Oak, MICurrent Location:Ann Arbor/Ypsi, MIEye Color:Greenish or blueish (changes with my mood....
Posted by Chris" on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

Back again, for the first time...

So, I've really not been keeping up with this whole blog thing... so here's some updates! (and maybe some made up stuff that could very well happen from now until I blog again -I've pretty much laughe...
Posted by Chris" on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

I'm already slacking!

Yeah... I really meant to do this once a week So I hate people that come to work sick... mainly because it seems that everyone in the office gets sick after that. Which happened to me (and my co-work...
Posted by Chris" on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST

Blog = failure?

Well, another day another dollar... so here I am, at work, bored out of my skull, patrolling the intarweb and hoping for a picture or story that grabs my attention for more than 2 minutes. Then I real...
Posted by Chris" on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST