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TJ

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About Me

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Series 1-8
[ series 1 ]
Name: Tj
Birthday: July 13
Birthplace: In A Hospital
Current Location: At My House
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown With Whatever Colored Highlights I Have In This Month
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Font: Arial
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[ series 2 - your favorite ]
Music: Everything
Cartoon: Freakazoid!
Color: Red
Car: Rendevous
Slushy Flavor: I Don't Like Slushy's They Make My Head Hurt
Magazine: ...
TV Show: Charmed And Buffy
Song at the Moment: Hate Me by Blue October
Language: British Because they Say Loo and Knickers
Spice Girl: The Stupid One
Food & Beverage: pork Chops & Green Squal Poweraid
Subject in School: Anatomy
Weekend Activity: Sleeping
Frozen Yogurt: Ewww
Roller Coaster: Gemeni
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[ series 3 - what is ]
Your most overused phrase: ...
First thing you thought when you woke up: Whers' My coffee
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: Its About Her
First feature you notice of opposite sex: Ass
Best name for a Butler: Heimly
Wussiest Sport: syncrenized swimming
Your best feature: Smile
Your greatest fear: Dark
Your greatest accomplishment: Accutaly Thinking About The Answers To These ?'s
Your most missed memory: I Don't Know It's Missed
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[ series 4 - you prefer ]
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: Either
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: McNuggets
Dogs or Cats: Cats
Rugrats or Doug: Rugrats
Single or Taken: Single
Monica or Brandy: Brandy
Tupac or Jay-Z: Tupac
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: Reba
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Poweraid
One pillow or Two: 5
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: Whats The Differance?
Cappucino or Coffee: Cappucino
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[ series 5 - do you ]
Shower everyday: Yeah Eww Who dosen't
Have a crush: Yes Really Badly
Think you've been in love: No
Want to go to college: Yuppers
Like high school: Its Not That Bad But I Don't Jump Out Of Bed In The Morning
Want to get married: Yes
Type correctly: Hell Yez I du y Wat 4
Believe in yourself: No
Have any tattoos? Where: no
Have any piercings? Where: Yes My Nipples
Get motion sickness: No
Think you're a health freak: God No
Get along with your parents: My Mom
Like thunderstorms: I Love Them
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[ series 6 - the future ]
Age your plan to be married: 28
Number and names of children: At Least 2 Who Knows What They Are naming Their Kids At My Age Thats Creepy
Where will you be at age 20: Proboly On The Internet Like I Am Right Now
Dream wedding: Getting Eloped
How do you want to die: Before I Start To Need Adult Diappers
Dream job: Pediatrician
Country you'd like to visit: Australia
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[ series 7 - opposite sex ]
Best eye color: Blue
Best hair color: Light Brown
Short or long hair: Anything But Really Short Guy Cut
Best height: Dosen't Matter
Best weight: Nothing Really Skinny
Best clothes: Don't care
Best first date location: The Moon
Best first kiss location: On A Rainy Beach
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[ series 8 - other ]
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: In 7th Grade
Rings before you answer the phone: Huh
What's on your mousepad: Lots Of Scribbles
How many houses you've lived in: 3
How many schools you've gone to: 4
Bedroom carpet color: White with Grey
Shave your head for $5,000?: Hell Yeah
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people: A Boat To Get Me Off The Fucking Island And To My Freinds House
Best time of your life so far: Last Weekend
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You've been totally Bzoink*d ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEMy Name is TJ, I have a very unique sense of humor....bra size...*pauses and looks to side*.....C, i have both my nippels pirced and my tounge....but other than that....i'm currently working on my stripping carrer.....but right now i only get chances at Amateur events....*sigh*...i hide all my emotions with sarcasim and comedy...I am a hopeless romantic..hopeless b/c i curently have no love life which sucks but thats enough about crappy love stories...Likes: -Soft bunnies -Green apple jolly ranchers -Movies -Cold nights -The party bus -Stareing up at the stars -Dancing crazy -Taking candy from strangers -Having amber stuff cheese puffs into my mouth:) -I love my tv -Swimming naked -Having amazing talks with amber -Piercings -All different colored hair(except blue -quoting comedy -food all of it -Babies and littel kids( i want one)Dislikes: -People who weAr trench coats -I hate being mad at people but i will be if i feel i need to -Stuck up people -Guys that have long hair cut thats groos and you look like a serial killer -People who try to be your freind even though they know you hate them *hem* -Skanky skank skank -Rosie o'donnald:) -Awkward silences -Skinny girls -People with annoying songs as there ring tones -Anyone who likes him(the band) -Emo kids -Girls who never say what they really mean -People who ask stupid ?'s -Anyone who shops at american eagle -People who have their friends talk for them -myspace
Your Birthdate: July 13
You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.
While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.
Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.
You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.
Your strength: You always get the job done
Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault
Your power color: Gray
Your power symbol: Checkmark
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My Interests

photography, music, rubing my nipples, Hanging out with either Amber's(yes there's mo' than one...eight....i like to label them by numbers)...listening to music and private dancing with my girl Tina Turner, honing my stripper skills, taking midnite swims in my kiddie pool("yes, i just peed myself").I LOVE GIRAFFES, peting my evil bunny...

I'd like to meet:

*Anna Nicole Smith* I fucking miss you anna...i loved you even when you were drunk and fat....i hope your at peace now....LOVE-RIP...

Music:

PANIC AT THE DISCO!, Tina Turner, Faun Fables, I Love Oldies: The 50's And 60's Fucking Rocked!( Except For Elvis And The Beatles They suck.), System Of A Down, Bowling For Soup, AFI,THE DRESDON DOLLS, Armor For Sleep, Rick James, Frank Sinatra, Shakha Khan, The Cranberries, Steven Lynch, All American Rejects, Goo goo dolls, Hawthorne Heights, Death CAb For Cutie, Sublime, Full blown rose, Suicide Machines, eve 6, Kaja googoo, The dandy warhols, AAH- Kelly Clarkson, FALL OUT BOY, 2 live crew, incubus, prince, the killers, 3 days grace, chevelle, red hot chili peppers, coheed and cambria, my chemical romance, blessed union of the soul, blink 182, american hi-fi, tatu, tamia, all american rejects, KANYE WEST, goo goo dolls, missy eliott, nickleback, ludacris, shakira, 50 cent, love spit love, amiee alen, steve miller band, pod, coldplay, joan jett, lonestar, stone sour, rem, vanolla ice, flaw, journey, barenaked ladies...

Movies:

Moulin Rouge(fucking amazing movie),Bio-dome, death becomes her, not another teen movie, the ring, nightmare on elm street...dream warirors is the best, hocus pocus, without a paddle, idenity, red eye, batman, monkeybone, The 40 year old virgin, bedazzled, superstar, midnight in the garden of good and evil,pocohantas......is a sexy beast, batman forever, grease 2, phantom of the opera, the nightmare before christmas, eurotrip, double take, flashdance, half baked, diary of a mad black women, the mists of avalon, 13 ghosts, deuce bigalow male gigolo, national lampoon's van wilder,rocky horror picture show, ferris bueller's day off, jumanji, american pie,underworld, the valentine, scooby-doo, now and then, the shining, firestarter, elvira: mistress of the dark, carrie, cabin fever...

Television:

MURDER SHE WROTE, God the devil and bob an amazing show, Family Guy, ATHF, Scrubs, The SImpsons, CHARMED, Birds of prey, Las Vegas, NCSI,THE BONDOOCKS,Veronica Mars, Will and Grace,Saved by the bell, South Park, COmedy central presents:,Robot Chicken, Drawn together, whose line is it anyway?, DEAD LIKE ME, Xena: warrior princess,gilmore girls, pinky and the brain, x-play, attack of the show,married with children, the oblongs, My name is earl, SNL, mad tv, anything with Kevin Sorbo, Reba, Martha Stewart living, 20/20 only with Barbara walters, GOlden Girls, courage the cowardly dog, freakazoid!, hype, scrubs, surface,brothers&sisters,heros,the class,tales from the crypt, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, nip/tuck, bones, how i met your mother,do over, she spies, the soup, best week ever, wanda at large, the war at home, grey's anatomy, law and order svu, wlid n' out, wonderfalls, tru calling, venture brothers,...

Books:

Midnight in the garden of good and evil,charmed books,the sleeping beauty Trilogy, the tenth kingdom...and that's about it

Heroes:

ANGELA BASSET, Horaldo Revara,The Milk Man, Martha Stewart she a straight up thug an OG, Barbara Walters , Jenny McCarthy, fat Anna Nicole, batman again; he's the best superhero i don't care what superman says,barbra streiand ha.. ha..her and her jew gold, Cunts god i just love that word.

My Blog

Betty's Gay With Midol

salutations, so i just got back from amber's house, i stayed the night over there and helped out with the baby, god he is so cute i love him. he sleeped on my chest for four hours today, he is adorabl...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

No, we can't do fingerpaint! You kids wanna get herpes? Huh? How about a nice bucket of AIDS?

yippie, right now i am at my cousins right now because we don't have the computer and i am trying to do everything i need the computer for right now......i can't wait i leave for florida on tues and i...
Posted by TJ on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

The tooth fairy is going to come and harass us all for not flossing

                 poop, shoop, dee-dee, boop.....so i am bored online now downloading my fucking awsome moulin rouge songs and ...
Posted by TJ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

If It's Yellow Let It Mellow If It's Brown Flush It Down

poop.....so amber left awhile ago in a poopy mode because of travis and all his bad jazz. she spent the weekend and we had a good time....on saturday we went to the doctors office because of my tumors...
Posted by TJ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST

I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club

so i am soooo board.......right now iam on the phone with ashley but i am mostly talking with her mom about old movies.....so i made my mommy go out to get me new dress shoes because i need them for h...
Posted by TJ on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

What happened to the Zeus who used to used to turn into a cow and pick up chicks?

so today was a poopy day............amber found out some bad stuff about travis and is all upset and i just don't know what to say to her and i feel bad but i just can't say anything......and me and b...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST

she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal

i feel like poop on a stick i felt sick for most of the day in school and i get home and i am locked out so after the kids father comes over and lets me in and i have been sleeping all day i am trying...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

I'm just trying to get in; I'm not running for Jesus!

so today was interesting i went with ashley to her real dads house cuz tony didn't cuz he is a dick. so we get out there after an hour in the car and its no where near as bad as ashley made it seem. i...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST

Trans Fats Are Banned, Fat Trannies Are Still Ok!

Jeppers i am in a really good mood. I have had an amazing month so far even though everyone around me seems to get more depressed with each passing hour its really bringin me down. i mean amber a...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

Joygasm!

bored looking at funny quotes online.....   Jane: So Grandma Morgendorffer just left? Daria: She realized she was causing more harm than good. Jane: Did you help her in her realization? Daria: I ...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST