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Andy

It's revolution baby...

About Me



I enjoy long walks on the beach, giving homeless men foreign currency, kissing pretty girls, scaring the elderly, puppies, picking flowers at the cemetery before going on dates, faking orgasms, raising ninja turtles, cheese burgers, and Saturday morning cartoons

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Only good-looking people. Or people who know very good-looking people. hahaha . .. . no. but seriously

Heroes:

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.