Glyd is a group of sasquatch hunters from the bowels of the Amazon rainforest, although they have have not yet been successful in their endeavors, their search has brought them to the harsh terrains of Newfoundland.
Originally from Tuktayuktuk is Craig Millett. Immaculately concieved and born on a dogsled, he was rasied by polar bears who taught him how to catch fish in his teeth as they jumped out of the water. He found a guitar in a plane wreck and began to teach himself, unfortunately his polar bear parents spurned him for this.
Upon being forced to leave the far north, he built an ultralight airplane from the wreckage of the old one, using only his own urine as gasoline he flew solo from Inuvik to Kathmandu, the first time such a feat was ever completed.
Upon his arrival, he was taken in by a retired shirpa whose farmland he had crashed into. This shirpa put a seal penis in Millett's bum and turned him into one of the top four Yeti/Sasquatch hunters in the world.
Jason Fost was found on the doorstep of a Shaolin monastery, where he was raised under the strict code of the monks. Notabley, he was the first white dude to complete the 36 chambers. When he woke one day to find all of the monks had been killed by sasquacthes, he knew he had to exact revenge upon the beasts.
He climbed high into the mountains of Shakalatookoo to seek out the wisdom and super powers of the all holy guru Captain Brain Damage, who is immune to fire, and can swin insurmountable distances. Captain Brain Damage, once he saw young Fost's desire for revenge, removed his testicles and bestowed gills upon him instead, thus making him better able to hunt the most deadly kind of sasquatch, the aqua-squatch.
Equipped with these new powers, Fost set out for Nepal, where he met Craig Millett, whose shirpa family he had mistaken for sasquatches and killed.
Geoff Meadus was found frozen in ice atop Mount Kilimanjaro. Once thawed (By being urinated on by a mountain lion) he was taken in by a family of sasquatches, where he learned the mysteries of the sasquatch. One day, his best friend gave his girlfriend, Fuzzytits, a cleaveland steamer in front of the entire pack, thus shaming him and forcing him to leave the group. Meadus spent the next 7 and a half years honing his sasquatch hunting skills by hunting the deadly wild African fuzzy black beaver, whose skins he would turn into drums to perform the mating song of the Kalahari love monkey, who would administer oral sex on a bi-weekly basis. He did not have any drumsticks so he had to fashion them out of dried pieces of his own feces that had cured in the sun for 37 days. (This beat can be heard in much of Glyd's repetoire, hence their large following of Kalahari Love Monkeys).
Trevor Kelly is a big game hunter from Texas. He is of the pedegree of the President of the United States, George W. Bush. Once he retired from the paper clip business at age thirteen, he became the first person to waterski around the world, while juggling flaming torches and harpooning whales. His name instills fear in the hearts of all Argentinians, but no one knows why.
While trying to break the speed record for parasailing around the world, his team was attacked by a pack of evil, deadly, ruthless aqua-squatches. They were all slaughtered, including his right-hand man, and best friend Chico. Trevor himself parasailed to a nearby island where he lived and was regularly accosted by the aqua-squatches for 3 and a half years, until he built a raft using his parachute as a sail. Once back on land he swore blood revenge on the aqua-squatch and set out to find a team of like-minded sasquatch hunters in Geoff Meadus, who he flew to Africa to convice to join him. They then flew to Nepal where Fost and Millett were hunting.
The whole team agreed that the amazon was a good place to begin training as a team and they spent the next 15 years training and tracking the beasts. Although they never killed any sasquatches, they succeeded in befriending two indigenous tribes who taught them the ways of four-man sasquatch hunting. In exchange, Glyd wiped out four rival tribes and two convoys of loggers. Once fully trained and sick of not killing sasquatches, Glyd did some research to find out where the highest concentration of sasquatches was, two weeks later they arrived in Newfoundland, Canada, fully armed and seeking revenge...
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