Fernius Maximus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

For those who know me well, have known me, have met me causually, etc. or WHATEVER you don't need to read about me talkin' about my ass on this Myspace thing right?If our lives have crossed paths for even the briefest amount of time, I am and forever will be the same ol' happy-go-lucky, kind, care-free, caring, and fun-loving person I've always been (and I can cook... WELL!). Anyway I guess what I'm just getting at is that however people see me is pretty much how I am. I'd say most people I know have a positive view of me and what my personality entails.Now before anyone out there starts thinking that I'm tootin' my own horn and that I'm full o' shit, I firmly believe that a person is defined a lot by who they surround themselves with and that one's friends are a reflection of who they are. That being said, I believe all my friends and family are beautiful, generous, loving, caring, crazy, and inspiring people. And if any of you out there are not that, then we're probably not friends or shouldn't be...HAHA!

My Interests

Hoo Boy! I got a lot of them! I like to read novels (does Harry Potter count?), collect comics (I'm part geek inside), hang out with friends, see art exhibits (I just put that so I seem "CULTURED", dance (I fantasize that I'm a back up dancer of JLO...well like every other gay in the known universe), drink (occassionally...Riiiight!), dance and drink at the same time (It takes skill to go reach the height of debauchery I've attained, I can do full on routines with a full glass and NOT spill), watch movies (especially free ones on studio lots, ah the perks of having friends that work for the studios!) and there's other stuff too but I'm too lazy to type the rest right now...

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime

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My Blog

My Dad is AWFUL...

My Dad Is AWFUL!My father is crazy. While being probably the hardest-working, dedicated, loving, and supportive father, he is also one of the funniest and craziest people I know. My Dad was a supervis...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST

Things I've Heard...And What I Think...

Ann Coulter: Dumb Bitch OR Dumb CuntAnn Coulter is a crazy cunt. And that's putting it nicely. I saw a clip of her on the TODAY show promoting her new book and I could not believe the things she said....
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST

LC means Lame Cunt

This morning they had LC from Laguna Beach on KIIS 102.7 promoting her new show THE HILLS on MTV. Now I love some pretty crappy shit, but shows like this are REALLY FUCKIN' LAME and I refuse to buy in...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST

TOYS R FERNAND

In my ever geeky quest to fill my entire room with Transformers or X-men action figures, I decided to stop by a Toys R Us south of Irvine on my way home to sunny San Diego this past Saturday...just to...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:48:00 PST

"What am I doing here again?"

Fernie's Night Out #(Okay who I am kidding? I've lost track by now...)Oh the gays and their clubs...Must they be so over the top and so raunchy? Last night my roommate and I decided to check out.......
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST

Signs Of A Serial Killer

I was listening to the radio on Star 98.7 here in LA with Jamie, Jack, and Stench and they were taking calls about things you learn about a significant other "after the fact". They had ...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:15:00 PST

Machinations

Sometimes machinations Never come to bear Wanting something Waiting for something And setting a goal Doesn't always yield the intended result Laying in wait Waiting for nothing that's what it ...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:42:00 PST

Fernie HATES EVERYONE....

Sometimes I feel like people in my life put too much emphasis on whether I like someone or not than they should. I mean it's nice to know that my opinion matters to friends and family but r...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:19:00 PST

There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays...

I've decided that I'll start bloggin' it up on this myspace dealio just cause it seems a lot more convenient. It combines the best aspects of blogspot and friendster all in one! Yay! ...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST

Old stuff

I just wanted to repost this from 2 years ago...god... Did I write this???Tuesday, September 23, 2003Killing YouI am an artistMy knife is my paintbrushYour body my paletteLike many before meI start sl...
Posted by Fernius Maximus on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:01:00 PST