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Strawberry

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

pets.
a straight-edge person over 30 years old, just to see if it's possible.
but mostly pets.

Music:

So what. My teeth are broken. So what. I'll swallow some blood.

Movies:

They were transcontinental stewardesses. Houston's the hub.

Television:

Red Balloon will push you down a well.

Books:

The hallway looks like a searchlight turned into rain.

Heroes:

Help!!! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!!!

My Blog

Infuriatingly Vague

rain delay
Posted by Strawberry on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:57:00 PST

Have the robot read it to you

the blahdeaux! legend is taking it to the west coast in search of hornstoday is d-day as far as the garden goesi don't care if it's obsessive, i'll watch those mr. show dvds until i break 'emi got to ...
Posted by Strawberry on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:07:00 PST

It’s not a matter of prejudice, it’s a matter of precedence

i don't want to see you, get smart, but i have to do thiswhy do all of my dreams end in a goonies-esque chase sequenceyou can't tune a melodica, sillythe status of this room has just reached phase 4 r...
Posted by Strawberry on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:27:00 PST

My time is not your kind

kosher salt + distilled white vinegar + scrub brush + saran wrap = cure for poison ivygive me one nice saturday so i can grow some corni can't stop humming jack the ripperso many things learned from u...
Posted by Strawberry on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:55:00 PST

It’s something unattainable that you can’t live without

apparently pictures of a toddler drinking apple juice isn't myspace friendly, but there's plenty more where that came from phi spins tonight at all asia dick greggory told me to keep the baby facing n...
Posted by Strawberry on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

Hot Dogs for Tuna

without a story i rant without a focus i am just a cat crying to be let in all needs all complaints but i can't
Posted by Strawberry on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:07:00 PST

Religion and Scratch Tickets

i finally have a full bed againstate holiday, babyhaven't followed through on creme brulee, but i have all day todayi plan on shutting the door and telling bgi stories into a microphoneno guitarist, b...
Posted by Strawberry on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST

I’m almost halfway finished. How do you like it so far?

thanks to the gov't, my credit card statement finally reads 0speaking of gov't, i've got a new jobmaybe a guitarist?murph-a-lurph has his studioandrew, this is me mentioning what took place on wednesd...
Posted by Strawberry on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

Calm down. Have some dip.

it always bugged me that, when i would start typing my blog title, the auto-fill option would display a list of all the blog titles i’ve ever written on this mac. i was going to disable this op...
Posted by Strawberry on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

0-9

57 Varieties99% sure this isn’t me
Posted by Strawberry on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:36:00 PST