Old ass post |
I found this while looking at some of my older blogs (not on myspace). Here's one from '04...the days of The Ambig Affair. Good stuff, especially the first part:
"After Rob shot me--poppe... Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
The Ultimate--and final--archive of Chuck Norris Facts |
Who the fuck found all of these???
1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery,... Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 15:29:00 GMT |
Don't Lose Touch... yep. |
wtf??Almost all of my favorite bands are starting to steer away from making the awesome music that got me hooked to ....something else. For example,
AFI--whatever this new album is, I heard it's... Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:02:00 GMT |
Redefining "idgaf" for you.. |
Okay, 2nd message I got about this tonight so let me clarify:
"idgaf" Does not mean I don't give a fuck about EVERYTHING, because I'm not gonna quit school and wander around and bum off other pe... Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:27:00 GMT |
I'm gonna love looking over Las Vegas with mah pimp cane this weekend!! |
I usually wouldn't have posted this, butt..........
Two things:
!) Much to my surprise, I'm coming home this weekend so I'll be able to chill The Family (yeah, that's right...the Ambig Family)!!!
2) ... Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:54:00 GMT |
Like trippin' on acid (Charles nooooooooooo!!!!) |
oh man, no words. No words...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI
you have to watch this shit, because... Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:36:00 GMT |
Howard enlightened me with new facts that will change my life forever... |
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.Chuck Norris got banned from the state of Florida after he roundhouse kicked a dolphin at Seaworld.Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sand paper.In a recent telev... Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 14:14:00 GMT |
The meaning of life= READ THIS NOW! |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds... Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:14:00 GMT |
Chris loves Violence |
Lock the door, to your room.Pray they don't find us, pray they don't kick it down.Oh you've been keeping secrets,and these kind of lies have consequences.So many possibilities for this to all end badl... Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:42:00 GMT |
I swear, last night fucking owned everything! |
Last night was probablz (German kezboard, sorrz about the z thing) the single greatest experience I've had in a long time. At 6 or so, Billy and I went to the venue and hung around for an hour or so, ... Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 10:25:00 GMT |