My name is Ryan Joseph, but it was almost Dylan Jones, pretty kick ass I know. Nicknames include Rhino, rye-guy, rye-bread, rye-rye, chill, Mr. Ed(eat a lot and never stop talking) and simply Hoffman. I'm real easy going with a good sense of humor. I have no trouble laughing at myself, and have no problem being the butt of a joke. My friends love my laugh, because its full-bodied, comes right up from my toes I guess. But why hold back right? If you think somethings funny, let the world know you think its funny, let that shit out! I'm pretty passionate about some things, one of the biggest things being food and women. Gotta love em' both. And no qualms with combining the two ;). I'm "intense" according to my friends, and pretty straight-forward. I don't really beat around the bush, and I'll give it to you straight if you wanna hear it. I HATE fighting and confrontations, but sometimes you just gotta deal whether you like it or not. I give great hugs, and even better massages (not being cocky, that's what I've been told) I love animals, nature, camping, sports of all kinds, exercise, women, food, flirting, laughing (Russel Brand, Dave Birbiglia, Dave Chapelle, Brian Regan, Jay Mohr, Robin Williams, friends, etc.) writing, reading, movies, learning, languages, cultures & customs that are different than mine, traveling, meeting new people, SportsCenter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, family, sunbathing, giving massages, partying, driving(but not while partying of course)haha, Matt Damon (small man-crush not gonna lie), Scarlett Johansson(good lord!) & Rachel McAdams, being nice as often as possible (no fun being miserable and depressed), shopping, wearing awesome clothes, jeans & socks especially(love jeans), PUMA, wrist watches, the color purple (NOT THE MOVIE, literally the color), music of all kinds, vampires(in every sense) and I'll end with history (pretty big history fan, and I LOVE the History Channel). I really do not like (hate is a strong word) ignorance, arrogance, litterbugs, NIKE, perpetual liars, cheaters (in every sense), ODB (I know he's dead but he's still an idiot), Terrel Owens (enough said), things that don't fulfill their purpose, food that is eaten cold that is meant to be eaten warm and vice versa, jello with fruit in it, fighting(physical and verbal), bigots, people who bully others around just because they can, repeat drunk drivers (making a mistake is one thing, but to continuing making it is another). So yea, if any of this stuff sounds good to you, and I sound cool, message me! I love meeting new people remember ;)
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Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso
Your an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You are 87% Virgo
How Virgo Are You?
Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest:
You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.
At Your Lowest:
You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.
In Love:
You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.
How You're Attractive:
You passion for life makes others passionate about you.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Having Fun?""Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black
