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About Me

Nowadays I'm just Ruben. I love my friends and have learned to deal with the rest of you. Drop me a line and when I get a chance I'll send one right back. Much love.
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My Interests

Cocoa Puffs, huge tubs of movie butter popcorn, Cool Ranch Doritos... Maybe I should just skip this while I'm hungry.

I'd like to meet:

Dionysus, the Lizard King, Steve-O (the other one), Kat Von-D, and Gwen Stefani. But for now I'd be pleased to meet you! What are we drinking to? ..

Music:

Yes, please. I'll take two of everything

Movies:

I wish I could watch them all. Even if they're bad, I want to see it so I can say, "yeah. That movie sucks." English dubbed kung-fu flicks rock. I don't care who you are, they're freakin awesome. B-movie horror flicks probably amuse me more than any kind of comedy because the pointlessness is the funniest part to me... Don't worry, I don't really know what I meant by that either. ..

Television:

I watch adult swim whenever I get a chance, except for any of the Tim and Eric crap. Idiots are messing up my perfectly awesome good shows, GREAT JOB! asses.

Books:

Yeah, I read anything I can get my hands on. 'cuz i'm white (for a mexican) and nerdy.

Heroes:

My dad: no matter what's going on in his life he always seems so centered and in control of the situation. I can tell sometimes when things are bothering him but he just pushes forward and deals with it... He rocks. ..My mom: Don't really know what to say except she's my biggest inspiration. She does so much and expects so little in return. She truly is one of the most amazing people I will ever know. Guess that makes me kinda lucky. ;)

My Blog

ummm, i think i’ve been bit.

Okay, that's not accurate. I HAVE been bit, lol. Layin in bed this mornin kinda groggy and I just finished hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock when all of a sudden there was this pinch on the ...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:24:00 PST

Random Ruben

Haven't really rambled in a while so I thought I'd give it a shot on here. I was just sitting outside on the porch smoking a cigarette (bad Ruben) when I got distracted by this beetle that kept flying...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

My friend Chuck...

Stumbled across this little gem and had to share... ENJOY! The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro. Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously. Al...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:56:00 PST

Ya know?

It’s funny the way people build up perceptions about how things are supposed to be. The attitudes we have towards different people, the way we interact with friends, and even the relationships t...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

USMC

What Is A United States Marine? I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an ...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

Just a little flexin...

Okay, I recently looked into an individual by the name of Alex Jones. He’s a talkshow (radio?) speaker/fanatic. While I respect the intelligence of challenging individuals to question their posi...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:15:00 PST

Why are my thoughts so blue...?

Your Mind is Blue..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatcolorisyourmindqui z/blue.jpg" height="100" width="100">Of all the mind types, yours is the most mellow.You tend to be in a meditative state most ...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:32:00 PST

Since this woodpecker has decided I shouldn’t go to sleep...

Why is it that people perceive kindness as some sort of weakness? I mean, I'm pretty sure most of us were raised to "play nice" and get along with the other kids. So why is it that those of us who try...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST

WELL, MORNIN SUNSHINE...

Ok, so it's 4:24 in the a.m. and I'm wide awake. Thanks to what I first thought was just a toothache, I probably will be all day. I couldn't take the pain anymore so I crawled outta bed, drove all the...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:31:00 PST

Yes I am...

The force that drives you, The anger that binds you, The hunger that will never let go. I know that you are there with me, And yet they'll never know. We are one now, Our minds akin to serpents entwi...
Posted by ((^~RUBEN~^)) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST