Dr. 60/40

P.S. ((i tried to make some cookies once the other day.. but they taste like spray-painted DISEASE.)) I like to dream about dreams, except for that i find other peoples nightmare's boring and i like that. I like that i used to lay on the beach instead of trying to find a job. I don't like that i live in texarkana now. I dont like that texarkana has no beach. I dont like that i dont live by the beach anymore. I like ghosts. I like naked things. I like naked ghosts. I like monkies. I like monkies when they are made of money. I like being a body building CHAMP. i love bodybuilding. i like that i've never built my own body. I have never bodybuilt. I like that i think rabies is probably just one of the best things to come from animals since pets. I like clouds. I hate clouds. I like liking girls. I hate loving girls. I like when a lady is all like 'Hey man, where you been?" and i'm all like "STOP SLEEPING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE." and then she kisses me and i kiss her, and we go to the mall together with pants on. I likes pirates. I loves pirates. I want my own pirate ship. I like pirates. I like pirate ships. If maybe i knew you a little better i might let you work for me on mine. I like the plan i have to grow an underground factory where we build pirate ships in Montana and roll them to the ocean on deisel trucks. I like calling small cars monster trucks. I like calling your mom a monster truck. I like Amanda Patterson's glasses. I like calling Amanda Patterson's glasses a monster truck. I like wearing a shirt. I like not wearing a shirt. I like to smell soap in your hair. I like unlimited ice cream. I like unlimited world peace. I like to smell soap in your unlimited world peace's hair. i'm in love with you. Dang, i hate you. I like that we all start out as virgins. It's a way for me to quietly condescend you. I like it when my gramma's veins show. I like it when i walk outside and birds bring me cigarettes and over-due movie rentals. I like to smell soap on birds. I like to travel. I like ramen noodle birthday cakes. I like to crack eggs. I like underground houses. i think they are the best idea since Earth. I like convincing my mother to let me build underground in her yard. I think Jay Leno killed the dinosaurs. I liked the dinosaurs when they were ALIVE, Jay. I wonder sometimes what blind people dream. Then i remember that blind people are stupid. I love you. I like the look on your face. I like my cynical friend. He has black hair. I like "Gazizza my dills-noofus!" off of NewsRadio. I like the rock band Boston. I like to smell hair in my soap. I like things. I hate things. I dont as often hate things as i do like them. I laugh at funny things. I watched my dad swim in the ocean 9 summers ago. I like that the ocean is good. I like that 14 sounds cool when you are 12 and 12 sounds cool when you are 9, and 3 only sounds cool when you are 3. I like being 98 years old when i am only 20. I like hating numbers, please. Substitute your bad attitute for a bad smell. You can't buy an ATTITUDE FRESHENER. HUH!? YEAH? YOU CAN'T MAN! I'VE ASKED! I'VE ASKED BILLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I add to things three years later. Is it only me that is bored by John's nightmares? John...buy a rake, they beat brooms in a VS. Is there a way that i could see proof that Jay Leno DIDN't kill the dinosaurs? I wish i wasn't blind. I don't like to hang out with my possessive friend always, but i like to talk to him. Do you admire veins? I like when my grandmother's veins show. I like when you like when veins show and when our grandmothers get together to count lines. I like crackers when they are made out of nickels. I can buy crackers with nickels. If i could flex and make pillows pop out of where my arms are, i would be flexing ALL the time. I hate Junior High. I usually don't feel good when yellow things turn red. You are reading. When the naked ghosts come, will they scare you? They steal clothes... and money. I like beer sometimes. I like times, sometimes. i don't like what i thought i did when i was 3. Rabies isn't enough to stop things.