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cooper N.M. 8.00$

roll a d20 for sex damage for i am the D and D bedroom enchanter

About Me

Zappin Tats at Cow Pok Tattoo and loving up on scantily clad bearded men named boxcar

My Interests

hockey,nascar, tattoos, beer and ball gags in that order you fucking ignoramous...and making paintings

I'd like to meet:

paul rodgers, Dale EarnhartSr.(god rest his soul), mark hagedorn, and the ddfk of sonoma, and any sweet piece o tail that will grind her honey pot on a brasspole

Music:

led zep, hank jr, lynard by god skynard, the cows, the melvins, and turbo negro,

Movies:

slapshot, smokey and the bandit, ,cannon ball run , and everyting that lifetime could ever produce i eat with a spoon as i cut my self and roll around in ice cream

Television:

myth busters, adult swim en toto,

Books:

national geographic(the issue about axe men in g-strings),screw, huslter, and jugs.

Heroes:

mr. jack Daniels, Mr.molson, paul rogers, cap coleman, f.e. craig,, my grandfathers and above all my moms and dad, and departed grandparents