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HAY GUYS LOL!!1

Look at me, i wrote a poem in 3rd year once and the teacher said it was "insightful". Now i'm really complacent and like to theorise/theorize and philosophise/philosophize on a shitty web page on a shitty community where people use flashy animated gif's and spew what could be called a type of literary, shit-cock, pseduo intellectual faggotry all over the floor in a huge ass-kissing, validating, "networking" mess of 14 year old girls dribbling shit i don't want to hear. In my spare time i like to hang glide off the top of multi-storey car parks with the aid of asda bags and shout obscenities at people who are "just doing their job".

I shit my pants one time.

I also like to piss in huge, monstrous plant pots and push them over in a great muddy mess of dirt and urine. I listen to thousands of bands and you will never be as cool as i am.

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